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Friday, April 30, 2004
'Cause I got me a 40
And I got me a shorty
And I'm about to go get lifted
Yeah I'm about to go get lifted
And I got me a shorty
And I'm about to go get lifted
Yeah I'm about to go get lifted
Why do brides wear white?
So all of your appliances match.
So all of your appliances match.
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I adopted a cute lil' pilgrim fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
This site, and many others that redefine "weird" are from one of my favorite sources: Everlasting Blort
GAME: Do a crossword. Its good for your brain.
VIDEO: I've heard of dancing cats, but these people are doing it with their dogs. Complete with costumes and disfunction.
PICS: This is the last I'll say of Shrek the furry sheep. Check out the pics of him being shorn. It looks like a shag carpet giving birth. The last shot looks like he is smiling.
Ted Koppel to read the names of the 500-sum fallen troops (apologies for not having the right number) on Nightline tonight. Sinclair Broadcast Group to preempt airing in all of its ABC affiliate markets, including St. Louis. Bloated media corporations = pure evil.
MUSIC: Last night I rediscovered The Wu-Tang Clan. Lemme tell you it ain't nuthin to f* wit. M-E-T-H-O-D MAN.
VIDEO: One Guy: You can't eat a whole can of aerosol cheese in one long squeeze.
The Other Guy: Oh yeah? Watch me.
The Other Guy: Oh yeah? Watch me.
After New Zealand gets over its love affair with Shrek the sheep (see below), they now have a mutant bird that looks like a head of lettuce (w/ pic)
Now you never have to lose your favorite cat to its tenth life. California Co. will clone your favorite feline for a mere $50,000.
Thursday, April 29, 2004
VIDEO: the site bushflash has a good video from just before Bush took office and he did the Letterman show. During a commercial break, and with the camera running, Bush cleans his glasses with the blouse of Dave's producer as she is talking something over with Dave. Check out the Flash animations too.
Update re above: The flash movies are actually pretty well done and rather compelling. They're certainly chock full of rhetoric but the facts stand and can be verified. WATCH A FEW OF THESE MOVIES.
Update re above: The flash movies are actually pretty well done and rather compelling. They're certainly chock full of rhetoric but the facts stand and can be verified. WATCH A FEW OF THESE MOVIES.
GAME: You are the flying pig. This game has pretty good action and controls.
How Stuff Works rules yet again. This time its the physics of the Bugatti Veyron. This puppy packs 1,000 horses and runs 0 - 60 in 3 seconds.
If this wasn't the NY Post I wouldn't believe it. Barbara Walters and 20/20 will have a "contest" show this Friday where 5 couples will be pitted against one to see who wins the right to a 16 year old's baby. WTF?
Degree deodorant is giving away free samples and its pretty easy to register. I have some friends who could use this. You know who you are...
Quick, hurry up and hold the election. Reuters reports Kerry would WIN as Bush's approval rating hits all-time low.
Wednesday, April 28, 2004
Norweigan death metal rules! Gorgoroth has once again made headlines with a "ritualistic" attack on a 41 year old man. Regarding thier last tiff with Poland accusing them of drinking blood, the singers mom says her boy is a vegetarian. Funny.
Can this be real? Senate Majority leader Bill Frist admits to adopting cats under false pretenses as a medical student so he could perform experiments on them and "sharpen his surgical skills". Jesus Christ...
I just saw that someone recommended "The Cat Who Cried For Help: A Guide To Feline Psychology" as a link from this book. See the bottom of the Amazon page. HA!
I just saw that someone recommended "The Cat Who Cried For Help: A Guide To Feline Psychology" as a link from this book. See the bottom of the Amazon page. HA!
I don't think its too late to sign up for a 2 or 4 year stint in the Army. These good folks have the right idea. Check it out and then race to your local recruiter's office.
This amazing Adobe document shows the ID, date and location for all of the murders in Oakland, CA for 2003. They racked up 114, the most since '97. Surfin' safari my ass.
Here's an interesting test of your sense of prospective. Focus on the 3D image for 20 seconds or so and then look at any flat surface.
How Stuff Works once again proves its worth with educational entertainment. This time you can learn all you want to know about how surround sound works.
This is almost too wierd to be true. Britney Spears' newest video will be out soon. The storyline is her and her "boyfriend" getting accosted by a mob and then getting in a fight. The climax comes when she slides into a bathtub and slits her wrists (w/ pic).
GAME: I am the firestarter. Twisted firestarter. Actually you're a running ball of fire and you need to ignite as many buildings as possible. Tough.
VIDEO: The Exoricist in 30 seconds... as performed by cartoon bunnies.
VIDEO: We've all seen jackass and the imitators but this is a new spin (that makes me a bit uncomfortable) Jackass Girl.
UPDATE: Shrek the New Zealand sheep gets shorn after growing six-year afro, w/ before and after pics.
Tuesday, April 27, 2004
I've said it once and it didn't stick so I'll say it again: Please, please, please do not hotbox the baby.
Monica Lewinski seen manning a flea martket in Chelsea. Heard saying "this job sucks". This girl looks like someone I used to know...
GAME: I've never heard of the band Moonspank. Their site has a fun little spy-hunteresque driving game where you avoid the cover bands and pick up beer and groupies on the way to the gig. Funny and kinda fun.
PHOTO: The reality of war- Here's a sizable list of amazing shots from war-torn Iraq. Warning, some are fairly graphic.
Wesley Willis was not only a muscian, but an artist too. His works, shown here, are simple urban scapes with a unique take on depth. I like the 3D bus.
God help me if I ever need this place- the online dating service for people with STDS.
GERMANY: Girl for sale! Girl for sale! One Euro OBO.
Regarding the US soldier coffins post below, here's a site with more info about the largest military mortuary in Dover, Del. and their general operations w/ photos. Sad and scary.
"He was absolutely shattered - we put him back in his cage and he slept for two days." ...Tales of a hero guinea pig. We should all take a page from his book.
Credit: Linkswarm
Credit: Linkswarm
PHOTO: I've heard mixed reviews of Mike Drudge, but he has gotten some compelling stories out. Here he sites the Pentagon's refusal to allow any shots of dead Americans returning from Iraq. He offers a sample of photos he says are now all over the internet. The few shots he has are thought-provoking to say the least. The coffins, draped in flags, are lined up like a factory (op/ed).
VIDEO: Guys smashing beer cans. That says it all. At least they weren't the Heiniken keg cans... those things are really strong.
Monday, April 26, 2004
GERMANY: Wait.. you mean this didn't happen in Germany??
This is a live cam from Fistral Beach, UK. Wish you and I were here. I only really posted this 'cause I like images I can put directly on the page. Drab green gets a bit old. In fact, I may change colors soon... LOOK OUT!
Incur the wrath of God much? Just days after CEO of McDonalds, Jim Cantalupo dies of a heart attack, the Japanese McDonalds CEO follows suit. Odd.
Who knew? Steve Buscemi's (Tony B's) girlfriend on The Sopranos, Alison Bartlett, played the good-natured vet on Sesame Street since 1986. She will no longer be allowed to play on Sesame Street because of a nude scene. Reports saying Big Bird just got bigger.
Actor-extrodinaire Kevin Spacey's brother tells the world that Kevin is a wierdo and a liar. Look for his brother's tell all to hit shelves soon. After Usual Suspects and American Beauty, he can be as wierd as he wants.
This just in, women look thier best once a month. See if your science class memories can tell you what point in the month this happens...
Sorta along the same lines as the excellent "shit bitch" bears of Valentines, Check out Gangsta Bears. I like the one in the "trifflin' bitch" shirt.
VIDEO: Have your undying soul saved by the great Kirk Cameron. He walks you through this creepy yet well-done God site, way of the master.
GERMANY: This man demostrates the proper German way to show displeasure at a woman's ability to park. Granted the article is from a Pakistani publication.
After 15-some albums and who knows how many tunes, Guided By Voices to disband. Link to GBV homepage is in the article. End of an era.
New Zealand sheep named Shrek has gained fame by avoiding his annual haircut for 10 years. He was recently busted. Fortunately there is a pic of his pre-sheared glory.
NY Giants use second round draft pick to select the coach's daughter's baby's daddy. For real, yo. Too funny.
Saturday, April 24, 2004
VIDEO: Look Ma, I took the training wheels off my bike... and rode it off a cliff.
VIDEO: The right tool for the job. In this case, the wrong car for the job.
Enjoy the raging cuteness of this baby lemur being raised by a stuffed cow.
Friday, April 23, 2004
The fight to see... Klitchko VS Sanders. HBO is probably the best station on TV.
VIDEO: There's always room for Star Wars kid. If you've been under an internet rock, this 15 year old Quebec native decided to goof off in his high school's media lab. The video made it to the internet and 20 million downloads later he is an inter-galactic legend. The second video is the funniest (original, with some special effects added). I'm sure I put this up earlier, but I still laugh my arse off.
VIDEO: Rather than pick and choose what you want to see, I'll post the whole shabang. Perhaps the funniest video is on page 3 about the State of The Union (on crack).
Here to prove engineers aren't dorks, the school at Rolla has a cement canoe race. Did I mertion they aren't dorks?
Finally, a site that sums up what we're all thinking: johnkerryisadouchebagbutimvotingforhimanyway.com
You want an American hero? Pat Tillman, former NFL'r with the Arizona Cards turned down a multi-million dollar contract to enlist with the Army Rangers and hunt down the enemy in Afganistan. He was killed in combat on Thursday. Here's to you Mr. Tillman.
AUDIO: I'm saving this 'cause my brother told me to check out the music of Deerhoof. I haven't yet heard it. We'll see...
VIDEO: You may recall the Ford Sportka (European) ad with the car decapitating a real looking digital cat. This one has the car taking revenge on a pigeon.
Credit: Fazed
Credit: Fazed
GAME: Play this Atari-esqu tank game. Its really simple but its also retro-cool fun.
This is one of several fan sites for everyone's favorite drunk, Henry Earl. Site also has links to several fan pages. Yeee haaa
Credit: Fark
Credit: Fark
Thursday, April 22, 2004
GAME: This is a fun little boxing game where you can be either Bush or Kerry. Good action punches and defence. Let's get ready to rumble.
Here's a heart warming tale about a croc attacking a dog. Luckily the dog's doggie pal was there to pull him to safety. Dogs rule (w/ so-so slideshow)
This may be a repost, but in the name of misogyny I'll put it up. Enjoy a large selection of your favorite female stars with two pictures; one with make up and one (gulp) without.
The Canadian Amputee Hockey League. Their motto is "We put your disability on ice". I bet the fights are the best. Anyway, they have pics and will have videos soon. Check it out.
AUDIO: I'm gonna have to say this is fake, but its funny and well done. This site represents a new faction in gangsta rap: GAY gangsta rap. May I present Ghetto Rainbow!
Rocket Man breaks personal-rocket-pack height record with a leap of 46 meters. This looks like it would be awesome to try (w/ pic).
VIDEO: Elvis pumps some gas and spills it all over himself. Then he lights a cigarette. Thankfully, Elvis has not left the building.
FYI Today is Earth Day '04. Be nice to a beaver today.
Wednesday, April 21, 2004
Presenting one of the coolest bachelor pad inventions you could ever have...
VIDEO: BMW has an impressive list of films promoting their autocars. Some are fun to watch and they all have pretty cool driving scenes (obviously). People invoved in these bits include Gary Oldman, Ridley Scott, James Brown, Madonna & F Murray Abraham. Oh yeah, one of them is called "Ticker"
Remember the last scene in Point Break in Australia? Billabong has some shots of guys who did that for real.
The uber-cool band Fugazi is organizing live CDs for release. They say its an experiment to check out the public interest. I would encourage all to order. The second page has a few dozen live songs to enjoy. Loooooooooooooong Division.
VIDEO: This may be a repost. Stupid Videos has over 700 short clips to show and most are pretty darned funny. PS you don't have to pay for this. Just double click on a title from the menu on the right.
Here's a site about mausoleum issues and problems. It looks a bit made up, but the links page is certainly legitimate. The site is all text, but its graphic.
VIDEO: Next time you pitcrew, don't try to cool off the driver with a splash of gasoline.
International Jewish Conspiracy is a site itemizing the manipulation of the US and world by members of said tribe. (Actually its a spoof, but funny none the less)
Tuesday, April 20, 2004
VIDEO: James Brown gave this TV interview years ago when he was on somethin'. What it was I have no idea. POPCORN!
VIDEO: PSA- This is a well done drunk-driving awareness vid. Not funny or entertianing, just a good reminder of why we shouldn't do what we're already doing.
What kind of a loser would I be without including a link in tribute to today's date?
Use these key phrases as a drunken American in a foreign country. Phrases translated into French, Spanish and German include "How much is that in real money", "You're pretty, for a foreigner" & "Did your face get that way in the war?"
Would you believe the CIA has a homepage for kids?
ABC interviews Chris Langan. Chris's IQ is off the charts and may be the highest in the USA. Wow.
In case you're looking for some cool sites to check out, the webby awards site has a list of their nominees to browse. Some good stuff here listed by category.
More Kurt Cobain conspiracy theorists. This one titled Cobain Case. He has some interesting points, but little to no substantiation.
VIDEO: Cats are funny 'cause they are all intense about their actions when in reality they're most often in a safe, boring suburban setting. Anyway, here's a cat and a fan and a fakie 940.
I swear I thought this up, but here's Soy-Vey! This product originated when"one fine day in 1982, a nice Chinese girl offered a nice Jewish boy a taste of her homemade marinated beef sticks". Ha Ha Haw.
This music search engine tries the 6 degrees of seperation angle. Type in a band and it will tie the act to related acts. Interesting.
Music publication Blender releases its 50 worst ever songs, as reported by USA Today. Number one worst song is Jefferson Starship's "We Built This City"
GERMANY: Businessweek reports that Aldi is Germany's Wal-Mart. Look out world, here comes the Germans. "Ve will take you over. Aldi states will belong to us."
VIDEO: Because people are dumb... this guy nearly became a hood ornament for Amtrak. The vid's a bit grainy, but you can tell what's happening.
AUDIO: This is the penultimate wav site for Southpark. There's gotta be a few thousand here, listed by episode.
This is a bit dumb, but you can type in a phone number and find out what it spells. Mine is Mob-A-Elf.
Saturday, April 17, 2004
The WB has purchased the rights to make a movie on the life of Kurt Cobain. We can only hope its of the same quality as Gilmore Girls and Dawsons Creek.
WTF??? St. Louis Blues center charged by FBI with... Jesus its too wierd. Just read.
Adult film industry in southern Cali grinds to a halt amid AIDS scare. Not good, not good. The name of the guy who wrote the article is strangely appropriate.
AUDIO: This came in under my radar. The ex G n' R members (sans Axle) and Scott Weiland (STP) have formed the band Velvet Revolver. W/ audio clips.
VIDEO: These Europeans play the Pulp Fiction theme on a guitar with an egg beater. They kinda mess it up, but its fun to see.
Credit: Fazed
Credit: Fazed
Friday, April 16, 2004
Here's a huge list of quotes from comedy great Steven Wright. I like "join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them", "A fool and his money are soon partying" (me) and "If God dropped acid, would he see people?"
AUDIO: The "pocket uhhh" was made from soundbites from Bush's speech. To be used for good only.
VIDEO: Now you too can enjoy the reinactment of the crucifiction. I liked the look on the kids face when he put the spear in...
More bad news for beer drinkers. Get ready for the gout, baby.
Newsweek reports, via msn, about a girl who infiltrated the American college sorority circut and lived to tell about it. These chicks are nutz (w/ nutz girlie pic)
Enjoy this AT&T text- to -speech translators. You can do it in a large number of languages.
Ordering pizza tonight? Missouri pizza parlors are using your name and number to help the government track down people owing money. Yikes.
VIDEO: Check out this awsome selection of vids from weapons companies trying to one-up each other to win a government bid. Ka - BOOM!
I got a kick out of this little program where you set up a Bush shot in a location and make him say stuff. You can have yours made into a magnet for 5 bucks if you want.
GERMANY: German girls have a taste for the cash. I guess this could have happened in the US too.
Thursday, April 15, 2004
GERMANY: This guy has a detailed article on the youth ceremonies of the Nazi-era German propaganda machine. Interesting.
AUDIO: OMFG! You have to hear this mp3 where a guy put Nickelback's first "hit" in your right speaker and their latest "hit" in the left. Surprise surprise... they're almost identical in tempo, key, mood, hook etc. Friggin' amazing.
VIDEO: The Wayne Brady takeover of Chapelle's Show. Wayne finally walked out of the cheese factory. PS the clip is nearly 6 minutes.
GAMES: You are the shark biting people in half. Enjoy.
Just to show I'm not the only loser who has a blog site, here's a list of several dozen celebs who do the same thing. Sort of. A blog is more of a log of activity, thoughts, actions, etc. I just find the comedy and post a little news.
This site has an anti-Disney page including screen shots of inappropriate material in Disney movies. Certainly messed up.
GERMANY: Lassie, here boy, that's a good boy. Now FETCH
#7!!! (C Love, if you didn't see)
One day after the THC-Schizo link, here's some more good news...
At some point it must get rough trying to write politcal cartoons when the administration is already a living joke. In any case, here's an attempt by Tom Tomorrow.
That girl who said she was abducted for four days, she lied. She wanted her boyfriends attention and now she's got the attention of the judiciary.
Go ahead, take the MENSA workout challenge. PS you suck.
Bin Laden comes out of his hole to offer a truce with Europe. Europe says "No, spank you"
Wednesday, April 14, 2004
And lastly (or firstly since the posts go in opposite order of age), the greatest website in the history of the world.
PICS: Uma God! The Kill Bill star makes this dress sing.
AUDIO: Ok, turn your lights down, crack a beer, turn up your speakers and get down. This clip is more than one hour of drum n' bass dance hall funk that's as cheesey as you wanna be.
VIDEO: A drunk chick gets owned by a treadmill. Can't beat that action.
This can't be good for me. Or me. Or me, either.
AUDIO: this page has a great list of Simpsons wave files. Enjoy.
Barbara and Jenna Bush visit the wounded. This isn't too interesting except the girls are pictured and they're hot. And that its their Daddy's fault they're wounded in the first place.
Check out this Chinese ice festival for a taste of some awesome eye candy.
I wrote about this earlier, but now the FDA has approved trials of brain implants for paralyzed patients. They could make a computer move just by thinking of it. 1984 to ensue.
Just because it happened in Creve Coeur; Yahoo reports on St. Louis woman giving birth to a litter of pups. Seeing that name on Yahoo reminds us that it actually exists, though if you drive through the area it seems to blend together into nothing...
Tuesday, April 13, 2004
Not too much today...
PIC: UConn wins and the students erupt. Check out the photos and see if you know anyone... Conneticut law enforcement would like to speak with you.
VIDEO: This looks like a good time- WOKBOARDING! I rule this pseudo-sport.
The three remaining members of Detroit's MC5 are planing a tour and DVD release.
New Miss USA loves fast food, bungee jumping, greased-pig wrestling and she holds a masters in psychology. Oh yeah, she's from Missouri, too. Line forms to the left.
Credit: Fark
Credit: Fark
New Yorker who boiled his girlfriend and then fed her to homeless people says he's all better now.
Credit: Catch
Credit: Catch
The world famous national debt clock is getting a makeover. The debt amount you ask? Try $7 TRILLION.
Monday, April 12, 2004
VIDEO: This animated easter bunny rapping to Rapper's Delight is meant to balance out the two negative bunny posts below. Cheesey with a capital E Z.
Repost: Gameboy online.
AUDIO: Check out this gallery of unusual musical instruments w/ audio clips.
VIDEO: So you need a good drum set to kick a lot of ass? I think not.
VIDEO: I can't post it, but look under archives at alldumb.com for Sunday the 11th's boxing video.
VIDEO: As if one skateboarding dog wasn't enough, here's another!
I found an Ikea product earlier with an amazingly wrong name. Now check out another of thier blunders.
In addition to the pic below, here's The Passion of The Easter Bunny.
VID/PIC: I recently put up a shot of a HUGE nasty bug held up by a US soldier in Iraq. This site has the pic with a video of this unholy creature killing and eating a scorpian. They're called camel spiders and they are yucky.
VIDEO: Rule #1 do not talk about hoosier fight club.
...Because I'm an angry evil piece of crap
VIDEO: Watch as this kid gets owned by the sudden compression of air.
For my next trick I will crack this safe with only my wits and some internet instruction. The site How Stuff Works is really pretty cool.
In a frightening new twist, Iraqi insurgents now taken to abduction of foriegners. Civilians from several countries being held.
As if we needed proof anyway, a Yale cardiologist tells of the impressive abilites of Guiness.
When otters attack: Dartmouth boat crew tells epic tale of rage and glory (with happy otter pic).
St. Louis hosts a showing of relics related to Christ's last days. Worth a look. Hippie sandles and doo rag drawing thousands.
Poor Weird Al Yankovic. His parents were both found dead of apparent carbon monoxide poisoning. Bad things happen to good people.
Under extreme pressure, The White House releases presidential memo regarding risk from Osama pre-9/11. The Smoking Gun rules.
Thursday, April 08, 2004
PIC: From the Houston Texans cheerleader tryouts post below, I found this pic with one funny item in it. See if you see what I mean. (hint: girl in unflattering pose)
VIDEO: The age-old problem of skater punks vs security gaurds. This vid has me rooting for the gaurd. Not too violent...
Credit: Fazed
Credit: Fazed
Lordy, I am on a roll today
Condi Rice testifies before 9/11 commission. Quote "I can't remember"
Arkansas woman building 15th baby in her gut. Yes, her husband's name is Jim-Bob, though he's a former state rep. Dollars to doughnuts they're a bunch of Opus Dei Catholics what with the home schooling and all.
I'm only posting this for my records. The Dutch have a blog awards voting page and I had to vote for some of my favs. In addition, I bet some of the other nominees are pretty freakin' cool.
This email service allows you to select a picture and make it say what you want. The possibilites of fun are ENDLESS!
I would have thought this doctor was a urologist...
Michael Moore has done some good work. He's also done some bad work. This page on his site is a photo-mosaic of the 638 fallen US soldiers in Iraq formed into a picture of Bush. Its creepy, but the statement is very clear.
Science tells us that video games can help with coordination. Yahoo reports that gamer/surgeons actually make fewer mistakes in their practice.
The Pixies announce seven more dates to their upcomming US tour. As you might expect, St. Louis is NOT on the list. At least Chicago's up there...
(repost?) This site has a large database of the history of band names. There's some other good music-related resources there too.
VIDEO: Ford has a little car in its European market called the Sportka. This ad, found at an urban legends page, was shown in Europe. It isn't gorey, but it has a cat being decapitated by the Sportka's sunroof. Very weird.
Sonic Youth's Thurston Moore writes op/ed for the NY Times about Kurt Cobain. A very good read.
VIDEO: This goes up for the weirdness factor. Type in your instructions (fall down, dance, etc) and the subservient chicken will obey your command!
Wednesday, April 07, 2004
VIDEO: Jim Carey's roots (no pun intended) are with In Living Color. Here he's spoofing Vanilla Ice. Pretty funny, not his greatest work.
Credit: Fazed
Credit: Fazed
VIDEO: This was a perfect pick-me-up today: Tryouts for the Houston Texan's cheerleaders.
I got a flat tire. Its pathetic to look at. Like a dripping faucet or lost glove or what the f@#$ am I talking about...
You tink dey have big bugs in Vietnam? Go to Iraq and seeeee.
Tuesday, April 06, 2004
Perhaps the world's greatest pop supergroup, ABBA offered $1 BILLION to reunite. They say "not even if you double that number". Mama Mia that's a lotta Volvos...
VIDEO: James Brown gives a two minute news interview about feelin' good. Hah, good gawd. You can't resist that big smile.
There's a new trailer for the movie "Coffee and Cigarettes". The cast is really truly great. A must see flick.
I saw this recently on the tube. Bob Dylan is now doing Victoria's Secret ads. He looks like someone Crockett and Tubbs would be hunting down...
NEWSFLASH: Zombies guitar player Paul Atkinson dies at age 58. He also signed bands from ABBA to Judas Priest to Patty Smyth.
In case you're out of castor oil, this should make you throw up real good.
GAMES: Nike has a nice little soccer game where you can play against people from around the world. Good graphics and a lot of fun.
VIDEO: Regarding the snoozing kid at the Bush rally, here's some video of the action.
In response to the US's cencorship woes, Alanis takes a Canadian rewards program by storm in her custom-tailored birthday suit.
Monday, April 05, 2004
VIDEO: Must see! This site has lots of clips of different martial artists showing off their skills. Wish I could do this crap...
This page has a database of songs you can search through for facts and tidbits about the song's history, etc. Interesting.
I don't ask anything of the people who might be reading this. In fact, I have no idea how many people look at this thing. In any case, please let me know what this movie is like (I don't have the right program to view it): One-legged-man Vs Dancing Machine.
The Olympian (periodical of Olympia, WA) remembers Kurt Cobian with a long article. Includes comments from the founder of Kill Rock Stars label.
US troops, with the help of some of our Iraqi friends, prepare to give the town of Fallujah a colonoscopy. Yeah.
Because its been a while: Wal-Mart still sucks!
This guy has a page under the premise "Steve, don't eat it". As you can imagine, it gets pretty ugly. Worst of all? Check out Volume 5.
VIDEO: Here's a guy playing Super Mario Bros themes on guitar. The tone sucks and I know a guy who can do this (me, if i gave a flying...).
GERMAN: I guess they like 'em big and fat over there.
Saturday, April 03, 2004
stay sharp. Keep that chin up.
Want to make $30,000.00 an hour? Go be a trial lawyer for big tobacco.
Friday, April 02, 2004
Check out the song samples from that Subpop band Pigeonhed that I was into. Still don't have the CD, but it sounds like good-time party music.
AUDIO: I posted this, in part, earlier. Now enjoy the Dave Chappelle soundboard.
Yes, it does happen. Check out the World Air Guitar Championships.
Drugged-out FBI snitch steals $1200 in G-man money. His name is Luis Colon, and guess where he stashed the money...
Bush gave a speech in Florida and, as usual, he wallpapers the background with people that are supposed to remind us of ourselves. Here we have several pics of a boy who couldn't stop falling asleep. This has blown up all over CNN and Letterman, who will have the boy on his show in tonight. HA!
FYI: The other guest on The Late Show tonight is Michael Imperioli (The Sopranos). This is a must-see Dave.
FYI: The other guest on The Late Show tonight is Michael Imperioli (The Sopranos). This is a must-see Dave.
Its a sad thing to say, but when an abductee is found, many times you have to ask if there was an abduction in the first place. Here's the case of Audrey Seiler.
Check out a long list of Mike Tyson quotes. He's like a combination of Yogi Berra and The Terminator. Ever read "Of Mice and Men"?
Can't yet afford that Harley? Try out this slick bike by the good folks at Schwinn.
Because its interesting: Encarta does Ireland
Ireland has placed a nation-wide ban on smoking in public places. The impact on the culture is huge, though they have an enormous percent of the population smoking. Now the ban has touched the lawmakers themselves.
VIDEO: Let's see what happens when a drunken redneck speeds up to a gas station pump!
Thursday, April 01, 2004
I think in addition to listing Courtney Love's articles as #s and using a VIDEO and GAMES tag, I'll start using a GERMANY tag. This will serve as a file base for all the freaky German stories and crap out there.
IKEA has some interesting furniture, but this piece seems a little off...
GAMES: I found this once before, but it moved. I have found it again. Here's 25 gameboy games for your retro pleasure.
VIDEO: I guess Chinese circuses don't have the Ringling Bros budget. In any case, this act is really FLY.
In addition to the 5 soldiers killed on the 30th, 4 US civilians were shot, killed and had thier bodies dragged through the streets only to be later strung up under a bridge. "Fallujah is the graveyard of Americans" these Iraqis shout. I say "Fallujah should be the Nagasaki of Iraq"
The Simpsons are in the middle of a work stoppage. Its cold and hurty. They each want about $360,000 per episode in a 22 episode season. That's a huge number, untill you think of how much those Frasier jerkies make...
The spring/summer of 2004 is the year for the 17-year cicadas. They will show up in the billions. I guess this is beter than a billion Neil Sedacas.
