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infected glue on wooden parsley robots

Saturday, November 29, 2003

Not only Wal-Mart sucks, but so do the patrons
Piccaso painting generator. Fun for the who family.
I'd want people to take mine off if they went to the bathroom...
German cannibal wants to write memoirs. The German cannibal scene said to number around 800 "people"
here's another music mixer to toy with
Fark photoshop subject: the last thing you'll ever see
Real stories from American reporters in Iraq

Friday, November 28, 2003

Super cool virtual drum set


Steve Van Zant of the E street band and The Sopranos has a great radio program. This guy has got it made.
Suicides increase for US troops in Iraq
regarding all those solar flares, here's a bit of perspective
Happy Thanksgiving... buuuurp ahhh

Tuesday, November 25, 2003

Change your cell phone carrier and you can now keep your number. Very nice
I can't tell if this is for real, but here's the gayest metal band out there: Pink Steel
The Chapman Stick is a guitar type thing that all the trade mags seem to love
Latest celeb to drink and drive and kick a cop: Glen Campbell. Hope you didn't miss Wynonna Judd's swerve-a-thon


Robust 3rd quarter here in the states

Monday, November 24, 2003

Make your own dance mixes. This is pretty damn funny
Georgia on my mind... and vodka
Bush leaves huge mess at Queen's palace. Don't let him party on your lawn either

Saturday, November 22, 2003

Just to give credit where credit is due, here's a few of the sites I search through:
Fark
Fazed
Everlasting Blort
Zfilter

More props to come...
Out of respect: Washington Post publishes photos of all fallen Americans in this Iraq war
Bill Clinton has a far-east sponsorship deal as a model and booze spokesman

Friday, November 21, 2003

It has its pluses and minuses, but here it comes: male birth control
Last words from the cockpit. Sad and scary all at once.
Here's the mug shot of Micheal Jackson. 5'11" and 120 pounds. I thought I was thin
In case you couldn't guess, the parents of the kid accusing Micahel Jackson are saints...
ADHD kids have smaller brains... and now less self esteem too. Check out the ADHD kid in the pic
This lawyer for the GOP knows how to have a good time

Thursday, November 20, 2003

New pages found and added to latest printing of Kurt Cobain's journal
Phil Spector formaly charged with murder
new Cat in the Hat movie overrun with product placements
I have to put up the Real Ultimate Power link again. The movies, hatemail, scripts are all way too funny.
New money making ventures. Apply today!
My company has been sold to National City (National Sh*ty?)

Wednesday, November 19, 2003

SWF former white house aide. Excelent refrences. Available for any position
In my off time I like to DJ in Sweden and act as professor of sociology at Chapel Hill
PBS has once again shown up the networks: String Theory
Warrent issued for Michael Jackson regarding a 12 year old boy

Tuesday, November 18, 2003

Beer drinking pigs... what else can you say?
I've seen this somewhere before; an interesting article about how we all "share" our molecules

Monday, November 17, 2003

The pentagon is goulish and messed up... in case you hadn't heard
Ah yes, the first sign of the apocolypse
In general, I don't get along with jocks. with that in mind I bring you Bad Jocks

Friday, November 14, 2003

As I noted earlier, Let It Be is going to be re-released sans the Phil Spector "wall of sound" production. They've got some clips at their home site
I think I'll be James Dean this week
We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll
I say good riddance to the self-righteous judge. What a selfish piece of work...
A quiz on 80's song lyrics. pretty cool except it is 100+ questions long
Courtney Love still having "issues". The photo is a bit weird too
This rabbit is fun to toy with
Al Quesedea makes a really big threat (from behind some rock somewhere)

Thursday, November 13, 2003

...Been away for a bit. I was dancing at a party and my brain said "shake like Elvis!", but my body heard "break my pelvis!" Hilarity ensued... ouch

Friday, November 07, 2003

By the way, this link is overdue:

This whole site is supported by Blogger. They offer these programs for free and it can be a pretty good time. Much thanks to the good folks at blogger!
mall chicks really are nutz
couple of unrelated factoids:

1. Berlin is the gay/lesbian capital of Europe
2. Nelly's PR manager is a soccer mom living in Clayton, MO

back to the regularly scheduled programing
This anagram generator is kinda fun. I ran my name and my brothers and a few friends. Here's the result (if your name is here, you should figure it out):

Kayak rib jell
I jerk yak ball

Rash on job
Banjo hors

No fancy rot
Toy corn fan

Rhymer tits
Rest thy rim

It isnt his charm
Crash him in tits

Once again, I am justified
That spider was, like, totally fried...
Koko the painting gorilla. Note painting "Stink Stink Pink Nice Drink"
Yes, I am a child. Be sure to check out the family.

Thursday, November 06, 2003

After 25 long years, I have some reason to feel good about having eaten at McDonalds.
I get bored real fast with people who write these blogs about this book they're reading and how much their feet itch. It's a exhibitionist diary for the socially challenged. Being socially challenged too, I present; BS!

God made the rabbit
and God made the wolf
and He looked and saw
that it was good

By looking at a man
you can't tell what kind
of a man he is
but you can usually tell
what he's going to do next

poetry is a wet rag in a pan

"you have to eat"
"no, you have to feel as though you have eaten"

Sorry...
Someone's take on the worst album covers ever. You've never heard of these people...
In case my company comes a callin'

Wednesday, November 05, 2003

Wanna know what day of the week you were born on? ooo the excitement!
It took one weekend and 10 episodes, now I am a fan
Bush has worst jobs growth rate of any president in 70 years. 70 years ago being the great depression.

Tuesday, November 04, 2003

Some zingers from the great Rodney Dangerfield
This looks like a really, really bad sign
(credit: FARK)

Monday, November 03, 2003

The epic battle: Japanese hornets VS. European honey bees
Keeping with the cowboy theme, here's whiplash!
A whole new meaning to the word Roundup

Saturday, November 01, 2003

A friend was looking to see this shot again
may God have mercy on their souls.... or maybe not
The world's smallest guitar! It has to be played with fricken' lasers

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