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infected glue on wooden parsley robots
Friday, February 27, 2004
This Pixies site is the closest thing to an official spot for all things Pixie. New tunes, new dates and surely the same old amazing sound.
(thanks to Boner)
(thanks to Boner)
The New Yorker has compiled a quiz about the Bush presidency. They don't seem to like him very much and some of the answers are pretty odd.
MUST HEAR AUDIO: This band called Caninus out of NY has a unique feature: their two singers are pit bulls. They have a hardcore sound (duh) and the MP3 is friggin AWESOME... and very very funny.
VIDEO: Keeping with the "funny asian singers" category, check out "Money". I'm guessing this is a karoke (sp) clip.
VIDEO: To balance the gruesomeness of the story below, check out this video of a little doggie. He was hit by a car, broke his back and lost his hind legs (this is not the video part, just a bit of history). All this does nothing to stop him from walking, wagging his tail and generally living his life doggy style.
Staring off with the nastiest news story of the week. Read to the bottom, if you DARE
Thursday, February 26, 2004
VIDEO: This dunk contest is mostly interesting 'cause a white guy wins.
VIDEO: As a rule, British people are not funny. Ali G breaks this rule with a friggin hilarious TV show. A must see. This site is his too.
Update: I'm told he's a Jew from the US. Who knew?
Update: I'm told he's a Jew from the US. Who knew?
AUDIO: Wing is a chinese lady who sings all your favorite hits. "Deck da harrs wiff bows of horry, fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra"
For all your child-scaring needs, here is the Michael Jackson soundboard.
Why is it that some of the world's biggest asshats, like Rick Salomon, get so much quality action. This guy had Paris Hilton, married Shannon Doherty, and laid Drew Barrymore when she was 15. Pam Anderson said on the Stern Show that Rick's nickname is simply "scum". Nice guys finish last and alone.
Now this really sucks. Clear Channel has suspended Howard Stern under their new "zero-tolerance" police. I'm not saying someone should murder every Clear Channel employee, but I'd understand...
St. Louis Post Dispatach reports on a 15 year old bringing a semi-auto to school. What could be worse? An 11 year old did the same thing.
Wednesday, February 25, 2004
VIDEO: Very cool vids of robot action. neat-o
Another reason to love The Sopranos: Drea de Matteo. I'm in love, but that tattoo isn't my fav.
Condee Rice said she won't testify at the public hearings regarding 9/11. If you didn't know, she's the friggin NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISOR...
I got a kick out of this game: Dress the gay dog. That dog is soooo gay!
Here's a pill for those of you who get *ahem* over-excited. I expect to overdose several times in my life.
Ok, I've figured it out. Jager works for your cold in three ways:
1. The cold licorice bite clears your sinus passages in a way not unlike huffing a bit of wasabi.
2. The thickness of it coats your throat and stomach like a brown pepto.
3. The alcohol helps ease the body aches.
Take 2 and call me before you do
1. The cold licorice bite clears your sinus passages in a way not unlike huffing a bit of wasabi.
2. The thickness of it coats your throat and stomach like a brown pepto.
3. The alcohol helps ease the body aches.
Take 2 and call me before you do
Which side of the STD fence do you sit on? 9 MILLION new cases for 15 to 24 year olds last year. that's a lot of yuck.
Tuesday, February 24, 2004
I can't find the example, but if you have a cold, you need Jagermeister.
VIDEO: Some European home-made Jackass-style videos.
VIDEO: This site has a huge collection of webcams from around the world, categorized by subject. This is the kind of thing that makes the internet a global community.
VIDEO: This guy knows how to tend goal. 4 seconds of WOW.
An interesting audio: This guy has Stairway to Heaven backwards and claims to decipher satanic messages. It's not toooo hard to hear.
The St. Louis Post Dispatch does an article on places to get an omlet and a beer at 7:45 AM. Nifty
VIDEO: If you're not 100% sure she'll say yes, don't propose at an NBA game. (Also on page is video titled "girls fear lesbian gangs".)
Heroin-sniffing dog happy to be back on the job (w/ pic of said stoned dog)
Putin fires THE ENTIRE GOVERNMENT of Russia in live TV broadcast. I'm not sure I yet understand the consequences here.
Saturday, February 21, 2004
I've heard many people from different areas of the US pronounce jaguar like "jag-wire". WTF? Take this quiz and get a dialect score to see if you're dixie or yankee.
This site lists the most absurd lawsuits of 2003.
Friday, February 20, 2004
Well, at least it wasn't an ass-kicking contest...
VIDEO: Check out some clips from Dave Chappelles' Comedy Central show.
Another reason to love The Sopranos, their HBO site has a games section with a decent quiz and an AWESOME poker game. Registration is free and quick. Play hold 'em at Big Pussy's executive game.
repost: meat hats
In addition to the Terror Alert Banana, this program claims to offer changing coments on the state of the union.
Here's a really good side scrolling game that is truely worth a play.
A few years too late, but ratemyteacher.com has a nation-wide database of schools and teachers that have been rated. Nearly all of the 6 schools I've attended are on there.
German chef mishandles his meat. Haw haw.
Thursday, February 19, 2004
Stuttering John Melendez to leave Stern Show for Announcer job on Tonight Show. Will be replacing Ed Hall on March 1st. T-T-Tonight Sh-Show With J-J-J-Jay Le-Le-Leno.
Stay away from herbal "legal-drugs". This kid describes the sink comming off the wall and chasing him around the room.
Not too exciting, but worth a peek (especially 'cause I've never seen it before): The Constitiution of the State of Missouri
You can take virtual revenge on your computer by punching the lights out of this thing. Nice and theraputic.
Wednesday, February 18, 2004
In case you haven't met him yet, this is Whiplash. He lives a life of danger and itching. You'll find below the first four instalments in the newest blog mega-story: Whiplash, The Epic Tale. Don't mess with his family. They're Ivory Coasta Nostra.
Whiplash, The Epic Tale: part 1. Whiplash and his monkey uncle leave town for a rodeo gig just in time, as thier monkey neighbor starts to get mad about all the "macaque" jokes.
Whiplash, The Epic Tale: part 2. Upon arrival, Whiplash's uncle monkey spends too much time at the brothel, and needs Whiplash to take over the night's performance while he cools off.
Whiplash, The Epic Tale: part 3. Shortly after a concussion at a rodeo mishap, Whiplash has vague memories of a lost brother. Upon contacting him, its clear his brother, Ropeburn, had no idea he had a brother.
Whiplash, The Epic Tale: part 4. There's little time for visiting with the new-found brother after Whiplash hears of his rival, Spunky, is putting the moves on his best girl
VIDEO (repost?): A montage of cat wierdness. Funny little buggers...
A strange and sorta useless program allows you to mess with the design of any web site. Type the URL in the black field at the top and hit GO.
VIDEO: Another insert for the "men destroy old machines with extreme prejudice" file, this old car is owned by a giant shredder.
This site has put together some of the best drum solos ever recorded. If you have a favorite drummer, chances are he's represented here. Very cool.
From the fun little game site miniclip.com, try this one where you're president Bush and terrorists have crashed into the oval office.
In another example of why Fark.com is so great, their latest editing contest challenges farkers to replace "heart" with "butt" in their favorite songs.
Tuesday, February 17, 2004
One time only, one car per visitor, get your car's history FREE from carfax.
VIDEO: Here's a video from the same site as below. Somehow I was rooting for the lion (if that tells you anything about the clip).
VIDEO: QVC can be a dangerous place to work. This "blooper" involves a cavalier sales guy and a cheaply built sword. Not pretty.
19 days 'til the new season of The Sopranos. Check out the trailer, etc here. I don't have either programs required to play these, but I'd bet they're worth it.
Saturday, February 14, 2004
Here's a nice gift for your lady friend, the biggest diamond ever. Trust me, its much bigger than you would EVER guess.
In case you haven't yet found that perfect Valentine's gift...
Happy Valentines Day. I hope you all enjoy this Christian holiday and fill it with prayer and church services to honor St. Valentine. Or choke. which ever you want.
Regarding the amazing double-CD "Peppers & Eggs" from The Sopranos, the second song is the ultimate stripper party tune. I was a bit ashamed of liking it so much but it turns out the band, Pigeonhed, is on Subpop and had a slew of guests on their latest release "The Full Sentence" including Kim Thayil and Jerry Cantrel. Buy them both.
Now this is a good site. Virtual knee surgery that's a bit campy, but cool never the less. If you want the action, check out the knee surgery photos.
Friday, February 13, 2004
The guy from the Phixx fell off stage and broke his foot. This isn't interesting except I opened for them in St. Louis. The first article is about Christina and Britney making up.
Let the gates of hell fling wide open. South Korea has cloned a human embryo. Will this technology be used for good or evil?
Happy Friday the 13th. Jason will be getting to you around 10:15 tonight. Be sure not to ride in a car with any women, either.
Thursday, February 12, 2004
opensecrets.org boasts a database of hot button issues and the "real" truths you should be hearing.
By now we've all heard of the rockin' wrestling-mask-wearing band Los Straightjackets, but have you seen they're hard partying bowler counterparts?
VIDEO: From the recent "men shoot old machines with enormous amounts of firepower" file, here's two lawn mowers that won't be writing home.
I saw this in a book once. People like to dance with thier cats, though it looks like the people are having an acid flashback and the cats are hopped up on nip. Check out the awesome info-graphic on "The World of Dancing Cats" button.
New report states the old "8 glasses of water per day" standard is a myth. Also states that your liquid intake is just as satisfied by a cold beer. Good times.
Mike Drudge reports on John Kerry's alleged infidelity. He says the democratic front-runner then sent the ex-intern to Germany to cover his tracks. What's up with democrats and their interns?
Are you learned, or are you a short bus riding loser who needs fingers and toes to count? Take this quiz and match up the states.
Maybe this explains my interest in La Cosa Nostra. Something about quality vigilante justice is so satisfying.
Pranks are done best when you customize them based on your occupation. BOOM
BBC issues a timeline of drug history in the 20th century. Why isn't my name on here?
Wednesday, February 11, 2004
slim pickins on the net today.
I never thought I was Jesus Christ, but I bet sometimes he thought he was me...
I never thought I was Jesus Christ, but I bet sometimes he thought he was me...
VIDEO: In an attempt to balance out the air-tragedy posts of yesterpage, some commercial airline pilots are DAMN good
Tuesday, February 10, 2004
Ganglandnews has up-to-date articles on the trials (no pun intended) and tribulations of todays top mob figures. Check out the "this week" button.
I now know how to make it in the music business: get mobbed up. The Smoking Gun has FBI documents outlining the role of La Cosa Nostra in the career of Elvis Presley. Not that Evis wouldn't have made it anyway, but every little bit helps, eh?
In case you needed another source of analytical criticism on Bush and the WMDs, here it is.
Michael McKean to star in Broadway version of "Hairspray". He'll be playing Momma Turnblad. Devine unavailable for comment.
VIDEO: Here's a few movies about bursting water balloons in space. Check out that awesome hydrogen bond action.
Say hello to the Terror Alert Banana. He changes color along with the fed's security threat level. Eureka! I have achevied (borrowed) animation!
Monday, February 09, 2004
TarTar....
TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW OF THE WORLD!
TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW OF THE WORLD!
VIDEO: These guys offer up five and a half minutes of car sledding fun. I got a kick out of it.
VIDEO: Regarding the pic below of the guy ejecting, turns out there's a video, too... ps. the guy makes it out ok.
VIDEO: Labat's girlie kiss ad. Not bad.
Friday, February 06, 2004
This Mafia site is the best, most comprehensive I've ever seen. A few grammatical errors pop up once in a while, but we're all guilty that of. A very good read.
The amazing David Bowie to play the Fabulous Fox (scroll down to May 11)
Thursday, February 05, 2004
This site is really funny. I'm reposting it 'cause I rediscovered it: blackpeopleloveus.com
There's this internet term "owned" meaning to dominate or take charge of
something. Try doing a google image search and see the very first picture for another sense of the word...
something. Try doing a google image search and see the very first picture for another sense of the word...
What's wrong with this picture? You have to look closely. It helps to turn the speakers up, there's a whispered hint about the pic.
World's fastest drummers from Extreme Sport Drumming. I'd bet the Cannibal Corpse guy could kick all their arses.
Wednesday, February 04, 2004
VIDEO: This guy really loves A-10s. They're not too pretty, but man they kick a lot of ass.
VIDEO: This sweet young thing crashed her Dad's new Explorer into a police cruser at 80 mph. Oh, and she's 15. Video of crash requires Quicktime, which I don't have here. I'd bet its quite a scene. She and her boyfriend are ok.
A tour of Meiwes-the-German-cannibal's (redundant?) house with pics and some email exchanges, ie:
Willing Victim: Are you a smoker?
Meiwes: Yes, but my teeth are still white
WV: That's good. I smoke too. I hope you like smoked meat
M: Just bring yourself for breakfast
God Damn, what's wrong with these people??
Willing Victim: Are you a smoker?
Meiwes: Yes, but my teeth are still white
WV: That's good. I smoke too. I hope you like smoked meat
M: Just bring yourself for breakfast
God Damn, what's wrong with these people??
An Atlanta newspaper reminds us all of a 1996 episode of the now-cancelled show "Chicago Hope" where a woman playing a recovering cancer patient went entirely topless. No FCC coments there, but half a second of Janet somehow requires a federal investigation. I'd like to see some investigation of the violence on CBS. CSI is all about solving brutal murders and Cold Case is the same, only the bodies have had time to get good and stinky. I'm not offended by the violence, but why is it more tolerable than a flash of nudity?
Haliburton to return the $27 million it bilked from the government. This stems, in part, from an audit of 5 dining facilities claiming to have served meals that were never actually made. Now we wait to see if there are any issues at the other 53 facilites....
Tuesday, February 03, 2004
The Smoking Gun rules. One of my favorites is the section where the concert riders are listed for TONS of bands. Some of them are pretty nuts.
I found this thread with "a distinctly Irish feel". I suppose that means drunk. Really though, its worth posting for the name only. Don't ask why its funny, it just is.
THANK YOU GOD: The Pixies are holding a press confrence today to announce a full on reunion tour. Oddly, they'll be opening for the Chili Peppers in Europe. I wonder why they would do that...($$$$$$$$$)
Here's a webcam that's most likely bogus, certainly freaky; seemerot.com
Check out 28 pics of the greatest entertainment idea since I don't know when: The Lingerie Bowl. One of my friends with cable please stand up (5 replays to go).
I totally called this yesterday, only to find out it was true: The Janet Jackson boobie shot was the largest single spike in TiVo use EVER
Monday, February 02, 2004
This is Just to Say
I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast
Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold
William Carlos Williams
I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast
Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold
William Carlos Williams
I've heard that the Beatles have done several songs in German. Here's " I Want to Hold Your Hand" or "Gib Mir Deine Hand"
I am "stealing bandwidth" from April Winchell. She asks that you go through her site first, then do a search for Beatles or the song title
I am "stealing bandwidth" from April Winchell. She asks that you go through her site first, then do a search for Beatles or the song title
VIDEO: Watch as this guy pumps 1,000,000 friggin rounds from a mini gun into his car. The gun is attached to his Chevy Suburban. Video by Discovery channel.
"Will of God" file - 250 killed in Muslim Mecca pilgrimage stampe. So eager to praise God, some destroy his handy work on the way...
