don't get any on you

Well goddamn, its been a while. I'll try to keep the madness rolling still so don't give up yet. On the subject of music, I'll say its hard to spend time and money on a project with no sure return. It gets harder when a no talent hack with a famous sister and a pair of boobs gets the world on a platter. Anyway, we can all enjoy watching Ashlee Simpson go down in flames. Check out the SNL failure and then the awesome remix. There's also footage of her being booed at a football game. Oooo yeah.

VIDEO: This is brief but amazing. I think there's some kind of zen inspiration we can all take away from this phenom wonder poochie.

VIDEO: Here's a sweet collection of that dance crazy sweeping the nation. Its the taser wha-too-seeeeee!

VIDEO: A squirrel gets his nuts. This is mean, funny and mean.

GAME: This is postworthy if only for the rad into song for Agressive Alpine Skiing.

VIDEO: (mildly amusing with fun 80's vibe) Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me.

If you didn't hear, Hunter S Thompson is dead from a self-inflicted gunshot wound. The other story here is that his last wish will be carried out. His ashes will be blasted out of a cannon. Yikes.

A bit of sad news today: the pope will need a trach to keep breathing. This is not

In Bwaahaaahaaahaa! news, the guitarist for Korn has found god and left the band. In case you didn't know, the name Korn came from a porn they watched where a girl's ass was... anyway...

I'll keep moving 'cause it hurts. Like a brawl at a high school basketball game. for girls. Yummy!

You can't kill what was never alive. Like a website. like blort.meepzorp.com.

And where would we be without a clip of a crazy grandma exposing herself on live tv. Where, I ask tu????

Everywhere I turn people are talking about Interpol. You tell me. I say let em walk.

And by the way, I'm an awful person who posts from a private computer. RING RING, its for you!

Hey. I'm not dead. Welcome back in good fashion.