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Monday, July 31, 2006

VIDEO: The world's smallest man, his surprisingly hot wife and their 2 year old who is already bigger than papa.
I just re-read Keruac's On The Road, not knowing that this is its 50th anniversary. To celebrate, the original manuscript is being published with some racy content previously censored. The manuscript he used is actually a giant continuous scroll. Read on.
Writer Ray Newman has created a 130 page e-book available for free download as a pdf to honor the 40th anniversary of the realease of the Beatle's Revolver. It has some great information and is a must for any Beatles fan.

Friday, July 28, 2006

The Passion of the Chablis
I can remember being 6 and crying 'cause I hated to go to church. My mother, a math teacher, showed me that 7 days times 24 hours = 168 hours per week. That meant that god only wanted 1/168th of my week. I remember thinking, "selfish god...". One of the few things that might have swayed me is this wonderful product.

Thursday, July 27, 2006

I was getting ready for work yesterday and saw a nice fat spider on the bathroom wall. I smashed him and went to work. Later on someone who used the bathroom came out and asked why the hell I hadn't cleaned up the spidery mess. Just joking, I said it was because of Vlad the Impaler. Ol' Vlad, who ispired the character Dracula, was known to surround his city with the impaled bodies of dead soldiers. Any attacking force would come upon this scene and lose a bit of their gusto. Vlad is a crazy and interesting figure. Read on.

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Attempted new world's recod for longest joint thwarted by French police. As reported by USA Today (ha)
For those of you who thought 'N Sync was gay, well... you were right.
This is me. At work. Dressed as a chulo.

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

OMFG, there's a new song by Jimi Hendrix. It will be auctioned off soon. read more.
Once again I cheat. Some Onion posts are so good they must be fattening.
So I've been called out on a geography issue (see 7/20/06). I'll be the first one to laugh at myself when dumb mistakes are made. That said, I thought it would be important to include the above map... just for the record.
The first two paragraphs of this NY Daily News article are too f'd up to believe. Way to go, Hollywood!
Blender has a list of some of the greatest on-stage meltdowns in live music.
Like ebay? Check out PropertyRoom. Online police auctions.

Monday, July 24, 2006

I liked this variation on the cursor. Some tech-geek fun.

Friday, July 21, 2006

Now you know what it looks like to get tagged by the cops. This is from the protest during a Bush visit to Seattle a few years back. It's a powerful shot. I'm going back to edits very soon, FYI.
Need some activities for your up comming shindig? Try this action.
Rock 'n Roll! The Sayers have booked their first show in LA. On August 1st (yeah, it's a Tuesday...) at Hollywood's own Lava Lounge
Just try to get through the first paragraph of this one.

Thursday, July 20, 2006

GERMANY: It seems I've got a odd theme today. Here's a nice little site about a Brussels, Germany man with an obsession for the navels of his fellow Brusselites. Enjoy.

NOTE: OK jerky, you caught me. I'll leave up the original post. After all, there's no erasing history. Like when the Germans gathered behind the nazi party and murdered millions of innocent people. Yeah, like that. I'm brushing up on my European geography as you read this...

UPDATE: I took a brief office poll. Out of 5 coworkers, 3 said Germany, 1 said Belgium and 1 didn't know. I work for a credit union. It's not Mensa, but it ain't McDonalds either.
Get your toad accessories while they're still hot.
Holy crap. I just saw that St. Louis really took it on the chin with this storm. Here's a breakdown of people without power by zip code.
Japanese cocktail weenie art (repost?)

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

VIDEO: Stealth Disco- the art and science of sneaking up behind a coworker and getting your groove on without them seeing you. I'm behind the curve on this one, but it's pretty funny.
PHOTO: At the recent G8 summit in Russia our very own W snuck up on German Chancellor Angela Merkel and gave her a creepy shoulder massage. She took it well but you can see the crazy look in her eyes.
Finally a web site dedicated to one of the coolest movie costumes of all time.
NEWS: Bush has used the first veto in his career to stop a stem cell research bill that had strong support from both parties. This is one gigantic mistake.

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

PHOTO: Tommy Lee and Dave Navarro share a good, manly handshake.

Monday, July 17, 2006

In case there are any readers of both dontgetanyonyou and lieblingszeitverschwendung, you can use this site to translate all that German gibberish. It's free and easy. Just copy and paste the text. Pretty funny. lieblingszeitverschwendung means favorite waste of time, fyi.
Bush finally speaks his mind. I really liked this story.

Friday, July 14, 2006

Check out this rare photo of Mozart's bitc.... uh widow.
Another sign of the apocolypse (besides me misspelling apocolypse) is this adorable little kitten.
VIDEO: This is a news report about some of the LA brush fires. Watch for a minute untill they interview the guy with the bloodhound. Look at his name.

Thursday, July 13, 2006

Completing the recent unintentional bacon trifecta is this little gem.
Working at Waldenbooks was the closest I ever came to winning the Nobel Prize for literature. We had a romance section and I remember all these un-romantic looking ladies browsing that trash for hours. The covers were always so over the top it was stupid. Maybe that's why I found this so damn funny.
crack flavored potato chips. Yum!

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

It's cheating to post from The Onion. That said, I could not stop laughing after reading this.
This article is just another asshat trying to fight with the police. What makes it post-worthy is the wonderful mugshot goodness.

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

National Association of Staredown Professionals.
Syd Barrett, founder of Pink Floyd, has passed away. Farewell.

Monday, July 10, 2006

The Onion seems to have a future sci-fi issue I'd never heard of. I'm not 100% sure it's real, but it sure looks it. Enjoy.
This is an old Smoking Gun post. This guy was trying to huff paint at a hardware store. I wonder how they caught him?
Aahhhhh, The Onion.
Here's a guy who really loves his bacon. Check out the sandwich link.

Friday, July 07, 2006

The best pillow in the world.

Thursday, July 06, 2006

VIDEO: Lawnmower speed record. Rad.
The Bubble Project is good fun. This guy went around New York posting speech bubbles (like in comic books) on ads and billboards. He left them blank to see what people would write. It's funny and dripping with humanity.
PHOTO: Meat landscapes (repost?)
Awesome.
German football pranksters left footballs around a German city with the words "kick me" on them. There was, however, a slight difference.

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

THE coolest product you'll see today. The Wake 'n Bacon.

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