don't get any on you

I was getting ready for work yesterday and saw a nice fat spider on the bathroom wall. I smashed him and went to work. Later on someone who used the bathroom came out and asked why the hell I hadn't cleaned up the spidery mess. Just joking, I said it was because of Vlad the Impaler. Ol' Vlad, who ispired the character Dracula, was known to surround his city with the impaled bodies of dead soldiers. Any attacking force would come upon this scene and lose a bit of their gusto. Vlad is a crazy and interesting figure. Read on.