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Friday, January 30, 2004
Last post before I leave work (early). Guitar chord resource for beginner and intermediate players with fingering and strum features.
VIDEO: This site has a HUGE collection of funny little clips. Regarding the post below, its true: I will never be quite the same... and I am going home.
I typed ""craziest video" funny" into yahoo and the first link is to a brutal execution. Try it if you have sick tastes. Personally, I have to go home now.
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The German cannibal gets a mere 8 years. Maybe they need a refresher in accountability... My balogna has a first name, its A-D-O-L-F
Thursday, January 29, 2004
VIDEO: This little animated thing features lions and tigers and promotes Kenyan tourism. Its dumb, but I got a kick out of it.
VIDEO: You can catch a prerelease copy of the Britney/Beyonce/Pink Pepsi commercial that will air during the superbowl. Its got a gladiator theme, but isn't nearly as foxy as it should be.
VIDEO: If you get tired of your friends asking to borrow your car, just hook the horn up to the brake pedal and let the hilarity ensue.
VIDEO: These guys figure out that with a short wave radio at the right frequency, you can hijack a drive-thru speaker. Good times.
A Guns 'n Roses tribute band has surfaced. Wouldn't be very interesting except the five member's collective age is about 54.
Need a change in your work situation? Check out FBIjobs.com They're looking for tons of new people.
Wednesday, January 28, 2004
In case you care, here's the Oscar nominee listing
It has been a day or so, but I'm back
Friday, January 23, 2004
Check out these white trash guys tellin' it like it is. They seem to like Bukowski, Kafka and hard living.
indie music web mag PitchforkMedia.com is known for taste, timeliness, and crediblity. Subpop Rocords lets 'em have it.
One of the funniest stories I've seen in a while. A white kid from South Africa comes to US, offers himself as candidate for African-American award, school not amused.
A indie film maker has gone on a 30 day McDonalds only diet and the results are pretty nasty. Toxic liver, 25 lbs weight gain, depression, 40 points higher cholesterol,........
This guy has cult-idol status over at fark.com. Click on his arrest record and start scrolling down, down, down...
Thursday, January 22, 2004
Take a deep breath... now check out one of the strangest, most offense little videos I've seen cought in the 'net.
Check out Britney Spears' little sisters journal page. You can post comments or check out the news for the Spearseseses's
This might be the wildest (and most irresponsible) post I've ever made. This urban legends site said the Associated Press accidently sent out the phone numbers for hundreds of sports figures. The Salt Lake Tribune and LA Times have already written about it. Here's the urban legends page, and here's the digits.
Simon and Garfunkel are doing some work together. In other news, Art was busted for refer in his speeding limo.
Wednesday, January 21, 2004
Mrs Kroc, the wife of McDonalds founder Ray, trumps her own $200 million dollar donation to NPR by giving $1.5 BILLION to the Salvation Army. Wow, suddenly I want a Big Mac.
Tuesday, January 20, 2004
Rep. Costello (Dem) has called for impeachment hearings against Cheney for $2 billion in no-bid no-competition Haliburton war related contracts. FU Dick!
Wal-Mart policy of locking in their employees at night causes more useless suffering. Anyone heard of the Triangle Shirt Co?? Of course, Wal-Mart still sucks.
Hey, why not. Win Beck's bunny
Here's another goofy DJ simulator for your gettin'-down needs
The Sun reports on a most unlikely cause of death.
Saturday, January 17, 2004
Happy Weekend. Thank God for MLK Jr
I could clean up on this site: ratemyafro.com
This little girl claims X-ray vision. Just bear in mind that The Sun is Britian's biggest selling paper. Can I get an Amen??
Friday, January 16, 2004
From the WTF? dept: Long John Silvers will give every American one giant, six-inch long shrimp if a body of water is found on Mars.
A bunch of bands (I haven't heard of, but hey, who the hell am I?) get together for a Wesley Willis cover album. MP3s on site.
Man tries to seperate his fighting Doberman and Pit Bull. Not a good idea. Check out the bloody owner post-battle smoking pic.
Thursday, January 15, 2004
I saw this video on AFHV and its still funny. I guess the parents thought the baby was going to start crawling...
This site will get you in touch with someone you can pay to marry you, or will pay you to marry them.
Actor Rip Torn (Gary Shandling Show, etc) gets wasted, rips into taxi. No word on torn ligaments. His stage name is pretty awesome, though.
Here's an interesting article on the history of the lobotomy. It includes a couple of action shots and a bit about Francis Farmer (as referenced by Nirvana). I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
Wednesday, January 14, 2004
and that's the end of that chapter
Wal-Mart audit counts roughly 80,000 labor violations. Peter Jennings did a great story on this last night. Oh yeah, Wal-Mart sucks.
Our man Bush, inspite of the state of the economy and continued costs of keeping troops abraod, wants to spend and spend. By the way, the drop in the unemployment rate doesn't show an improvement in the economy. It just means more people have given up looking for work and are so deemed "not unemployed". M-I-C K-E-Y M-O-U-S-A!
Tuesday, January 13, 2004
Drag your mouse over the image of Kennedy. Someone didn't match this up well.
(Credit: blort.meepzorp)
(Credit: blort.meepzorp)
Your tax dollars at work. See a shoot-out scene from an attack helicopter.
Monday, January 12, 2004
Paull O'Neil, fired treasury secretary for Dubya Bush, tells all about Georgie "searching" for an excuse to invade Iraq before 9/11. Merry Christmas, Dad...
Some asshat is suing Wal-Mart because his wife was injured when a bag broke. What does Wal-Mart do? Harass the wrong person. Oh yeah, Wal-Mart sux.
Stupid Godd*mn mother$#$ing double posting...
Wal-mart had been taking life insurance policies out on employees naming itself beneficiary. They truely treat people like livestock. Wal-Mart still sux
Martha Stewart starts her legal-woes web site. Maybe womens prison shower stories in the near future?
Friday, January 09, 2004
Maddox is a funny guy, if not rather angry. Here's a fun retort to a typical women's wish list about what their needs are and how men don't meet 'em...
I found a cool little movie with great babysitting tips
By the way, I don't know why this thing double posts sometimes. It gets annoying and I try to keep up with it. God help us all.
So an Asian guy goes to the optomotrist and gets his exam. The doctor says, "I know what your problem is, you have a cateract." The Asian replys, "No, I have a Rincon Continental."
1. Get a short wave you can tune
2. Find a local restaurant with a drive thru
3. Let the hilarity ensue
2. Find a local restaurant with a drive thru
3. Let the hilarity ensue
In case you want to see how good looking you need to be to marry Britney Spears, check this out. The guy looks like a monobrowed hic with fetal alcohol syndrome
Thursday, January 08, 2004
Kobe Bryant booed and harrassed as Denver takes LA apart.
NPR is one of the best news sources. Period. Car Talk is also an entertaining wealth of information.
Are you a hipster? Take the test.
Raplh Wiggum (of The Simpsons) sound board. May favorites include "This tastes like... burning" and "Its cold and hurty"
Oncologist who treated George Harrison up to his death is being sued by the Beatles estate. This asshat was making him sign autographs from his death bed.
Wednesday, January 07, 2004
A bit of vigalante(sp?) justice to brighten your day
Tuesday, January 06, 2004
Kinks singer recovering from gunshot wound in N'Orleans. After him and Chris from the Meat Puppets, who will make the rockstar-shot-trifecta?
read the middle article about our man Ashcroft and his thoughts on resurections and calico cats. Mondo bizzaro
The 87 year old diver in Santa Monica who killed 10 and injured more than 60 charged with manslaughter. Call this an unfair generalization, but old people are no good at everything.
Here's an interesting report on prices in 2030. Inflation is a bitch, but its more about the pace of salaries vs. the cousumer price index. The US government is not helping out the little guy with all this.
Monday, January 05, 2004
You've seen this game at the bowling alley, now play it for dinner. This kid seems to have taken it too far though
Saturday, January 03, 2004
Update: Elliot Smith's death not yet called a suicide. It can be tough to stab YOURSELF in the chest
This may well be the next Olympic sport.
Friday, January 02, 2004
Peta has once again gone way too far. I wonder if they read this interesting maddox post...
Outkast did a Jewish version of Hey Ya for you... Not really.
Here's an interesting site about Prez Bush's responsibility in spending your money. Look at your children, smile and think about the billions they're gonna owe...
World's largest snake found and put in zoo. This guy is 49 feet and 1,000 lbs. My trousers are unavailable for comment.
Thanks to genetic engineering, we have pet fish that glow in the dark. Still no cure for AIDS, cancer, malaria, MS,....
Alex Lifeson of Rush gets in a brawl with Naples deputies. The article casually mentions Alex is 50 and his son is 33. (50-33=17)
