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Sunday, April 30, 2006
VIDEO: If you expect skateboarders to have long hair, no shirt and tattoos, well here's another version. A very lite version.
VIDEO: Stephen Colbert is my uncle's brother (ie not my uncle by blood). He's done some funny stuff, too. Here he give the president a fair roasting. Enjoy.
Friday, April 28, 2006
VIDEO: Is ping pong dorky? Yes. Are the really good players capable of amazing tricks? You bet.
May 1, 2006. That is the date set by illegal immigrant activists for a walkout by undocumented workers. They want to shut down major US cities. I'm turning purple trying not to make insensitive jokes here, but I'm sure you can ad lib. Maybe we can just send out every street sweeper in the country... nevermind.
Ladies and gentlemen, the most dangerous animal alive.
Thursday, April 27, 2006
The new largest cheeseburger. This thing looked so damned good I had to post it.
Fox news covers the new Neil Young hit, "Let's Impeach the President". Complete with lyrics. Enjoy.
Wednesday, April 26, 2006
The great Phil Spector has had his trial moved to January 2007. He is charged with the shooting death of a small-time actress. He is also being charged with aiding and abetting a badger on his head (see pic).
Every once in a while I like to post from the mother country, St. Louis. This is possibly the luckiest heart attack victim ever. Wow.
Because someone took the time to organize this, I'm going to post it. The many book covers of William S Burroughs.
Tuesday, April 25, 2006
I got into some trouble for posting uber-cute links before. This little guy is so cute he's actually scary looking. Really. It's Mr. Winkle.
The new Samuel L Jackson movie Snakes On A Plane is a cult hit, and it hasn't played once yet. The title alone has spurred a blog and some interesting news stories.
I thought the image of PETA activists running after a lionwould be really funny. Instead it's only sorta funny.
PHOTO: I covered the huge outdoor pillow fight in San Francisco a few months ago. Now the competition heats up.
Thursday, April 20, 2006
Miller Beer is introducing a new can that will self cool at least 30 degrees within 3 minutes with simple physics. The champagne of cans!
Hardee's has just given you a new reason to live. Interestingly, it will kill you pretty quickly.
GERMANY: This is the best dressed fly of 2006. Some scientists never lose their nerdy charm.
PHOTO: This poor doggy is here to make us all laugh. There is also a video. The dog is fine, by the way.
This Central American woman has an odd way of making her points. Note that the story is hosted by the Associated Press. Craziness.
Wednesday, April 19, 2006
And the epic begins. In one corner the newbie with photoshop-pretty edits and armed with a furiously fifth grade sense of humor. In the other, the amature/savant of MS paint who doesn't know the meaning of "that's too gross, weird, stupid, embarrassing to post." FIGHT!
This is such a gross hippie practice that I can't even write the word. I'll spell it out instead: p-l-a-c-e-n-t-a
Saturday, April 15, 2006
VIDEO: Click here if you want to see an anaconda regurgitate a hippo. I repeat, only if you want to see an anaconda regurgitate a hippo.
Thursday, April 13, 2006
Come vaction in sunny Florida this summer. Their problem with 15 foot pythons as wide as telephone poles isn't all that bad.
Cast your vote in the new Ugliest Dog contest. These are some seriously ugly bitches.
Enjoy this heart warming story of immigrant woe and public outreach. Make sure to read the whole thing. Adios.
Wednesday, April 12, 2006
Here's some guys list of 101 things you might not know about rock history. Apparently he worked so hard on his list that grammer and syntax were ignored. It's a good list anyway.
This is the face of the man on Mars.It was created by a super space rock smacking into the planet.
This is my version of the man on marsif he was a smoking book-worm
Tuesday, April 11, 2006
Legendary mob boss has been arrested. He worked out of... wait for it... Corleone, Italy.
Monday, April 10, 2006
Did anyone else miss this RFT spot on Phat Budda? It has bonus Nate Hershey pic/quote.
Thursday, April 06, 2006
HOLY CRAP: Lewis "scooter" Libby has testified that Bush specifically authorized the release of information about now-outed, former undercover CIA agent Valerie Plame. Can Americans finally admit we elected a cruel and subnormal president?
Wednesday, April 05, 2006
The Millenium Chicken struts home to the DeathnuggetDeploy the Egg Beaters!
(for the previous / next installment, click here)
soooo dumbbbb
Ha. A lot more humor and maybe a little competition from my good friend Jake. His brand new blog is off to a nice start. We're two internet dorks letting our freak flags fly for flabby floss. I don't know how to say the name of his new work, but here's the link.
Rep Cynthia McKinney from Gerogia was stopped by capitol police when an officer didn't recognize her. She refused to stop and when he tried to take hold of her she turned and hit him. Now she is claiming racism. By the way, she's black. And she's not getting support from either party.
I never knew kids could drink at town hall meetings in St. Louis.
I guess any ethnic group can riot... Can you beat that?
Tuesday, April 04, 2006
World of Warcraft is an online role playing game. There are 6 million losers... I mean users involved around the world. This story is really funny.
You want to see an American hero? Here. His grin alone is enough reason to honor him.
Wednesday morning will be unusual this time around. Look for the time 1:02:03(sec) AM on 04/05/06. Back to our regularly scheduled program.
Isreal has fired missles at the Palestinian presidential compound in response to a vigilante rocket attack by Palestinians. Uh oh.
After the signing of the Declaration of Independance, George Washington planned a keg party.
Monday, April 03, 2006
Virgos are more likely to be billionaires than any other sign. This means nothing. Except I am a Virgo.
The Simpsons have a feature length movie coming out in 16 short months. FYI.
All male Catholic high school pranks all female Catholic high school by bringing a petition for them to sign to end women's suffrage. As you might have guessed, some of these young ladies were thinking about how women suffer. Ha.
Sunday, April 02, 2006
