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Friday, December 23, 2005
The Second Amendments are a rock band made up of members of the House of Representatives. They'll be playing for the troops in Iraq, and one member is Missouri's own Kenny Hulshof on drums. Cool.
Tuesday, December 20, 2005
This one has everything. I'm thinking they're blaming Britney Spears...
The music-based site Pitchfork Media has issued thier top 50 albums and top 50 singles lists for your viewing pleasure. It's a good site with tons of info. It's also easy to make fun of, with their new-media ubercred. Pitchdork was a good parody site that I can't seem to find again.
Monday, December 19, 2005
Hi. My name is Chris. I'm a 12 year old in a 27 year old body. Nice to meetcha.
VIDEO: The cure for the common drummer. Interesting...
I'm working at a credit union now, and it's a standard business environment. This may come in handy for some in the same situation. The site is a little funny, a little informative and the fact that I just discovered a weird St. Louis-based site makes it post worthy.
VIDEO: Quinton "Rampage" Jackson fights in those UFC-type matches in Asia. He has come back from failure and now kicks a lot of arse. A lot. If you're into that stuff, this video is good. It takes about two minutes to get to the good action and this thug isn't exactly Wordsworth, FYI.
PHOTO: The WBA heavyweight title now belongs to the so-called "beast from the east". Actually, they aren't freakin kidding about this animal.
Sunday, December 18, 2005
Just an average saturday night in LA. Oh the hi-jinx!
I think these edits are lame, but I'm gonna try a few anyway.
Anyone for hasenfeffer?
Anyone for hasenfeffer?
Thursday, December 15, 2005
More photo edits soon. If you can belive it, I did one of two Mexican girls I work with, putting them on donkeys at the border. They loved it, sent it around the office, and I have about a dozen other people asking me to edit more pics. Good times. Bad taste. Dontgetanyonyou.
I would have posted this sooner, cause it's just like my edit below. This site has a database of children who are freaking out over that old man in the red jump suit.Thanks to the Presurfer
VIDEO: Ever wish your parents had waited for your opinion about your being circumcised? Me neither. If you want a simple way to change that, however...
PHOTO: A little more tasty filth. Call it an aftershock from yesterday. Someone get that girl some chicken soup. NSFW.
VIDEO: The so-called "bass ninja" is just some Asian guy with slap chops. Its funny, but I could take this guy. Probably. With a sampler.
Iggy Pop fined by Swiss for rocking too hard. Lust for loud.
The F-22A Raptor is now in service. Look out world... except there aren't too many yet. Links to Lockheed at the bottom of the page.
Wednesday, December 14, 2005
Hear Ye: I got some negative feed back about the "cute" post yesterday from two people. My first response was to do what is now posted below. I thought I'd call it reactionary, but the dictionaries I used had the word related to conservatives and people interested in tradition. I thought it meant you were responding to something instead of inventing. Anyway, the posts below are all not work safe. They either fit in the "dirty" or "sick" category. Enjoy, because I'm about to play ABBA followed by Helmet followed by Queen followed by Metallica. Get it? PS the first post (below) is seriously messed up.
This is one of a few sites that offer a huge amount of death photos and videos. BE CAREFUL.
PHOTO: Come stay with us! Gigantic vacancies!!
A prankster with little imagination but a single-minded purpose.
PHOTO: Just look at the beautiful view over her shoulder...
VIDEO: This one should raise some eyebrows.
From the "where are they now" files, its the cast of Debbie Does Dallas.
Tuesday, December 13, 2005
There are those who hear messages in major pop/rock songs when they're played backwards. You be the judge.
I hesitated before posting this one. I'm secure in my manhood, so it's no big thing. Besides, it balances out the nasty material. And you can send a pic to a big-hearted girl and look sweet.
This is an amazing story of survival and luck... but can you really take her seriously afterwards?
VIDEO: So you say you're too lazy to pull that trigger 850 times? Here's your answer.
Saturday, December 10, 2005
Windows has bested the Google map page. These images are sharp and amazing. Not all areas available yet, but my address 10263 Strathern 91352 is there.
PHOTO: Some of the best nature photos you'll see today. It's the National Wildlife Foundation's photo contest.
The great Richard Pryor has died of a heart attack. RIP to a comedy great.
Thursday, December 08, 2005
VIDEO: This, and the one below, are from the great ifilm site. The clip here is about Murderball. The game is basically rugby for paraplegics and it looks intense. A good clip and most likely a must see movie.
VIDEO: The famous clip of Bush ducking questions at a conference in China. He tries to leave, but is no match for a locked door.
See if you can guess which is St. Louis and which is Los Angeles.I know, wind chill is a bitch. Going home is going to be a shock to the system.
The end of an era: Busch Stadium goes boom amid frigid temps and snow. Goodbye to a good stadium full of great memories. No, I'm not about to cry.
RIP John Lennon. 25 years ago today some self-serving whack job took one of the world's greatest songwriters away. Sad.
Wednesday, December 07, 2005
MERRY FRIGGIN CHRISTIANMAS
As you can tell by the image quality, my medium's scope is shrinking.
I'll be in St. Louis from 12/23 through 01/02 and hope some great pictures will be taken...
As you can tell by the image quality, my medium's scope is shrinking.
I'll be in St. Louis from 12/23 through 01/02 and hope some great pictures will be taken...
The first-ever, post 9/11 action by an Air Marshall happened today at Miami-Dade airport on a flight that came out of Columbia. The man claimed to have a bomb and his family has stated he has a history of mental problems. The man was shot and killed.
NASA is letting the general public submit their names to a chip that will then be blasted into an asteroid belt. For some reason I really wanted to do this.
Tuesday, December 06, 2005
You might have heard about a man who died while having sex with a horse. This is about as bad as it gets. I have found a video... (gak, cough)... that claims to be the real thing. I won't link to it, and I didn't believe it when the site made the claim. I have seen a lot of things, but I couldn't make it more than 10 seconds through this. If you think you can take it, go to zfilter.com (not even this is hyper-linked) and look under the posts dated 12/06/05. My God...
Pi is a mystery. But we can have a million digits if we want. Somehow Dr. Evil is involved.
If you haven't been looking, the Saddam trial is a circus of wild behavior and sick testimony.
PHOTO: Jennifer Aniston is warning about a lawsuit over topless photos (NSFW). Somehow the uber-site Fark, with their legal council and millions of visitors, can link to the snaps. Bad taste? Yes. Do you wanna look? Probably. Am I a bad speller? Just watch.
ABC's "Lost" is a hit. The story goes a 737 crashes on a X-Files meets Twin-Peaks island. Except both those shows are better. Anyway, the show is filmed in Hawaii and two female stars were pulled over in the same night, on two different occasions, for drunk driving. Ha.
Monday, December 05, 2005
Saddam's trial is a morbid zoo. Here's a story about his torture methods, including the human-meat-grinder. Sick.
Yeah, I get lonely too.
I remember the British band Elastica wanted to call thier album "Smoked a Lot of Fags" which means "lit a lot of cigarettes" but sounds like "killed a lot of homosexuals". Here's more info. P.S. I am still 9 years old. The word has a few meanings.
18 tricks to teach your body as reported by Mens Health mag. Some seem interesting. I'll have to try the rest...
Remembering Dimebag. I had some of their albums as a kid and got a kick from listening. A senseless act. MTV reports.
A complete guide to picking locks. This could be useful, and its an informative read.
Howard Stern's situation as read by MSN. I'd really like to get a sirius radio and hear this guy with no boundries.
Sunday, December 04, 2005
Here's a list of some items sold from the soon-to-be-demolished Busch Stadium. I know we'll all miss the old place, but $2,000 for a urinal?
US executes 1,000th inmate since bringing the death penalty back 30 years ago.
Another lame/funny internet phenom is the great Henry Earl. This is another fan site. This guy is out of control.
Headline of the week (2nd one down).
Q: Where have I been? A: Around.
A new job and working on writing/recording has left me little time. Don't go away though... I won't. There's something fun about posting that I still love. More posts and stupid photo edits to come everyday.
A new job and working on writing/recording has left me little time. Don't go away though... I won't. There's something fun about posting that I still love. More posts and stupid photo edits to come everyday.
I've kept up with St. Louis news since I left town four months ago. This story about the closure of highway 40 is a little scary. That artery blockage would make the city come to a halt.
VIDEO: "Thanksgiving Prayer" is a poem first included in the chapbook Tornado Alley. Director Gus Van Sant then put together this montage whose power derives almost solely from William S Burroughs' reading and, perhaps, the strange sad-old-man expression of his staring eyes at the end.
This Onion headline had me laughing out loud. Man, those guys are good.
The Man Who Sold The War. Rolling Stone reports.
Here's Slate mag's complete list of Bushisms. They claim to update often and include some videos of said isms.
The great R. Crumb tells the story of bluesman Charley Patton. Its really a cool marriage of design and history.
You can tell alot about someone's mind based on which way their eyes are pointing. Interesting.
Thursday, December 01, 2005
VIDEO: Cobra bites man = not news. Man bitch slaps cobra = dontgetanyonyou.
Chris Cornell sues his ex wife and manager over misuse of funds, etc. Includes making him look Minnesota in spite of feeling California.
Credit:Fark
Credit:Fark
