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infected glue on wooden parsley robots
Friday, September 30, 2005
Unfortunately the rescue 'copter was too late...I have to do more of these
Expect a brief theme
centered text is like Hiku
"I can't spell Hiku
Pretty sure just what they are
more pictures to come"
I have powers.
Look for more bad photo edits
I can make you look stupid too
Email JPG to chrismisou@aol.com
A special "life of the party" section for your Friday night. 100 funniest jokes from GQ mag a few years ago. Plus zingers from masters Dangerfield and Wright.
Wright: I'd like to sing you a song now about my old girlfriend...It's called 'They'll Find Her When the Leaves Blow Away 'Cause I'm Not Raking 'Til Spring.'
Today I...........No, that wasn't me.
Wright: I'd like to sing you a song now about my old girlfriend...It's called 'They'll Find Her When the Leaves Blow Away 'Cause I'm Not Raking 'Til Spring.'
Today I...........No, that wasn't me.
I admit it, I am an internet pirate. There are a dozen or so odd-ball sites I get material from. Some stuff is done with my own google and yahoo searches, though. In any case, its time to pay respect to another top source of true madness. (click the image. I'm making some tech progress here. This is the first hyperlink image ever.)
VIDEO: A dgaoy classic, the skateboarding bull dog.
VIDEO: The now legendary Wolf Blitzer commentary on hurricane Katrina. I'm way behind the curve on this one, but its here if you missed it.
A lovely young thing...
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In 2003 an unknown White House source leaked the name of CIA undercover agent Valerie Plame. It is thought that the leak was revenge for Valerie's husband's criticism of White House policy. The source will be uncovered, and heads will roll.
Thursday, September 29, 2005
My newest media venture is really a niche item. Buy my mag. Then it will feel better.
US Federal Judge has ordered the release of more Abu Ghraib photos. They may not actually get out for a little while, but expect more brutality and Islamic reaction when they do. I'm not making a judgement call here. There is a grey area when balancing need for intelligence with the humane treatment of prisoners.
Another reason to live in LA, besides over-population, smog, earthquakes, crime, high prices, etc, there's FIRE. I saw a huge cloud made by this one from my house.
ESP guitars (Vernon Reed played 'em) has gone Samurai. The site is pretty funny. Make sure your speakers are on.
It would be nice to keep this site clean, classy, interesting and fun but sometimes I have to send that premise on a long ride across a hot desert.
I think David J Goldman owes the AIRPLANE! writers some cash. That is, if he wants to be a mench and not put his schmeckle in their punums. Notice the cover is plural but some funny Amazon lister cut the "s" out.
Today the US has a brand new Supreme Court Chief Justice named John Roberts. He is a conservative Bush appointee so lets hope he doesn't end up like Bush's decision for FEMA. I heard part of the appointment hearings and he said he would respect Roe V Wade.
You'll be glad to know Chewbacca is alive, well and pitching at Fenway. This is after he was traded from the Brewers for excessive bat-gnaw.
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The Sayers also have a MySpace url and we're slowly building up our friends list there.
Wednesday, September 28, 2005
I'm back. Been away, but I always come back.
Here are some shots of the house I rented in Los Angeles. The back and one side yard are mostly sand. If it doesn't get watered out here, it doesn't grow
. There's a sprinkler system for the rest. We've got an olive, apple and lime tree (the lime goes good with Tecate), plus a few 50 foot plam trees. Our landlord, Luis, has acting credits in CSI Miami, Crossing Jordan and the movie Mr. and Mrs. Smith, among other roles. Its a decent area on the north-west corner of Burbank and the eastern edge of the Valley. Smog vs. beaches, pretty girls vs. nutty people, culture vs. crowding. I like it here.
The house is built a little funny-like. The kitchen floor slopes a bit toward the front of the house. I don't know if its earthquake damage. My bedroom is off the kitchen and the door hangs a bit in the opposite direction of the kitchen floor so it makes you feel a bit drunk. That and all the beer.
. There's a sprinkler system for the rest. We've got an olive, apple and lime tree (the lime goes good with Tecate), plus a few 50 foot plam trees. Our landlord, Luis, has acting credits in CSI Miami, Crossing Jordan and the movie Mr. and Mrs. Smith, among other roles. Its a decent area on the north-west corner of Burbank and the eastern edge of the Valley. Smog vs. beaches, pretty girls vs. nutty people, culture vs. crowding. I like it here.
The house is built a little funny-like. The kitchen floor slopes a bit toward the front of the house. I don't know if its earthquake damage. My bedroom is off the kitchen and the door hangs a bit in the opposite direction of the kitchen floor so it makes you feel a bit drunk. That and all the beer.
VIDEO: Angry Alien remakes famous movies in 30 second form. In cartoon. Acted by bunnies.
I, for one, miss the News of the Weird. It was a bad move for the RFT to drop it from their paper.
VIDEO: Bruce Lee - Lost Interview
VIDEO: Enjoy this clip of Steve-o from Jackass on the new Adam Corolla talk show. ps LOVE LINE IS AWESOME.
You might remember a 7 hour hostage story where a lady convinced her captor to give up by talking about her faith and reading from the flavor-of-the-month spirituality book. Turns out she just gave him some of her meth.
PHOTO: first ever live encounter with a giant squid. This thing is the stuff of nightmares.
Wednesday, September 21, 2005
ITS PERSONAL: The site weather.com shows the path of hurricane Rita going right through Houston. Houston is a 45 minute ride to the ocean. My parents live in Houston. Rita is the third most intense hurricane in the Atlantic basin, ever.
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HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY, DGAOY 09/19/2003. Like most birthdays that aren't mine, I've missed the day dontgetanyonyou turned 2 years old. Like most two year olds we're still waking up in our own vomit and left with just a memory of what its like to suck on a teat. Look like evabody in here asleep. back to the madness.
This Onion post is funny if you keep up with the news.
All you need is a bong and a sheet of paper to really blow your mind. Exponential growth.
pssst... hey you... you wanna french?
Some guys claim to have made the most evil guitar ever. It helps that they're Swedish metal fans. Those folks have some f'ed up bands in their country. They get points for the url i.am/lucifer. The guitar is, well, you can make up your own mind.
Have a soda on me. No, I don't mean you can lick it off of me. Take it from the machine.
TA - FREAKIN - DA!
I got photos.
Marlon Brando has a new book out. Sadly, he died over a year ago. Its a pirate adventure and sounds interesting.
You got served. No really, not like the movie.
Monday, September 19, 2005
I found some interesting sources suggesting that Thora Birch's parents were both porn stars. Here's one of a couple of leads I found. This is supposed to be her mom and here's her dad. Thora has been in stuff you've seen.
I may have a virus. Not me but this computekfosmLCAS.... AHEM, computer. Every once in a while I type in my dontgetanyonyou address to test links and I get to a bible-thumping, end-of-the-world type site. No kidding. If I can find a way to link it I will but it shows up only when I type in my address. Mondo Bizzare-0.
VIDEO: I recently took a management job for a major corporation. I'm reminded how dumb the culture can be. Here's an example from the 80's for Wendy's trainees. Wow.
Here's a crazy-interesting story of an inventor who may change the world. Remember Tucker?
Enjoy the basket of crap that is VH1's list of the 50 worst songs ever.
After years apart, Motley Crue returns to the stage only to go Vaudeville.
EDIT 9/19: I should have written, "Vince, you weren't supposed to take that advice literally"
my comedic timing belt broke
EDIT 9/19: I should have written, "Vince, you weren't supposed to take that advice literally"
my comedic timing belt broke
Saturday, September 17, 2005
PHOTO: (warning/disclaimer/notice/etc... gross) Sometimes when I see a really hot girl I have to remember we all had the same humble beginings. This placenta looks better than some of the Swanson dinners I've had.
PHOTO: God made the impala, God made the snake, and he looked and saw that it was good.
NASA to propose $100 billion mooning. This is very cool, but is it worth the cost?
VIDEO: Jeep drives at 80 under a small plane to dislodge landing gear. Holy crap.
Kurt Vonnegut is a best seller after comming out of retirement. I read in the LA Times that he said "Einstein and Twian gave up on humanity towards the end of their lives, and so have I."
Wednesday, September 14, 2005
There are few better types of revenge than anti-corporate revenge.
PHOTO: I've heard this is from a British news program. In any case it really sums up the situation we're in.
thanks to Jack
thanks to Jack
Sunday, September 11, 2005
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
Friday, September 09, 2005
GAME: Play punch-out with FEMA failure Michael Brown. Warning: he's much better as a videa boxer than as a public servant.
Saturday is world naked gardening day (according to someone). Insert corny bush and hoe joke here.
The greatest TV show ever is back soon. HBO announced that in addition to THE SOPRANOS' upcoming sixth season, which will include 12 episodes, HBO will produce an additional eight bonus episodes, to debut in January 2007. Check out the games section for some free poker.
In response to the Kansas school board's decision to teach creationism, a new god has been created. He is the Flying Spagetti Monster. Its a big internet phenom intended to show the absurdity of the situation. Here is some more info.
OWNED: Cool site iFilm has a clip of Dick Cheney's visit to Mississippi flood victims where a protester told him to go f' himself. If you want something else good, check out the Naked News clips.
Rolling Stone to publish Hunter S's quasi suicide note. Read an bit here via USA Today. He titled his last known written work "Football Season is Over"
Wednesday, September 07, 2005
This is great. Really. I won't spoil the surprise, but those are balloons.
I may have been here before. Where Tasteless Road meets Funny Boulevard. Choice?
Its a DontGetAnyOnYou renaissance (I don't know if the spelling is correct, appropriately). Black People Love Us.
Awesome site The Smoking Gun has posted Jack Kerouac's honorable discharge from the Navy ten days into his stint for showing "schizoid" behavior. There's a lot of interesting stuff in there.
Tuesday, September 06, 2005
My last post of the New Orleans tragedy is a tear jerker laced with hope. A 6 year old has been found holding a five month old and leading a group of five toddlers. If you aren't moved by this then you were born sans heart.
Monday, September 05, 2005
Another classic (and sign of my two post laziness). The unsung comedy of the great Jack Handy. Here's two:
-It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
-Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someones neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing.
-It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
-Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someones neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing.
Spicoli joins the effort to save hurricane victims. Asked what he thought of the lack of federal support, he said "those guys are fags!"
Sunday, September 04, 2005
My dear friend and co-writer says he never checks out my stupid blog. I present the ultimate link to find out if he ever does. Enjoy.
If you're a loud-mouth and get hurt over it, this is for you.
VIDEO: Ahhh the classics. Its been about a year since I visited the amazing world of fainting goats. Here's the video. Let the oddity fly in your face.
This is the third and last cat post (lest you think me an 80 year old widow). Cats freakin the f$@% out.
The Mayor of New Orleans has lashed out in a radio interview. He tells it like it is; people are dying everyday and Bush makes his way down to the big easy for some photo ops. you can read the transcript or hear the mp3 here. On another note, I don't want to seem insensitive posting funny stuff and posting updates on the crisis. Not that anyone gives a shit about this site anyway... I can remember playing a show with my band days after 9/11 and feeling funny about it. I called Fred Friction from Fredrick's Music Lounge before the show to talk and he said "come and play. People still need to feel good."
This search engine will update every 5 minutes with searches on all sorts of bands. Get the latest news at one place with bandnews.
NEWS: Chief Justice William Rehnquist has died. This equals two tragedies, his death and Bush's opportunity to put another person in at the high court.
Thursday, September 01, 2005
I can't tell if this is sad or funny. Or both. Off into eternity at CostCo.
PHOTO: Washington Post photo series of the aftermath of Katrina.
AUDIO: You can hear the latest release from Bob Dylan here.
New Orleans is in a state of utter crisis. And the situation is expected to get worse before it gets better.
