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Wednesday, June 30, 2004
... Well I guess that's it for now. I leave you with 10 months worth of fun to search through. I'll be back soon, but can't say exactly when. Check back in a week and I'll have more info & posts. Enjoy your beer and remember what to tell 'em when life gets on you. Wish me luck or kiss off, whatever you prefer!
ADIOS
ADIOS
Here's a handy guide so you can take care of yourself while I'm on hiatus: 229 fast food restaurant nutrition guide. Let's see... 90 fat calories per Del Taco taco times 5 tacos equals... holy crap.
Instead of bowing out like a lil' bitch, Howard Stern opts out of satellite radio and adds 9 new markets to his list. He will certainly be #1 in all areas. We could all take a page from his book(kake).
GAME: This page has multiple options for virtual animal disection. More to come so check back.
AUDIO: I know this might be the third time I've posted this. I don't care. It is such a perfect exposure of modern rock formulas. Re-re-presenting the Nickelback song comparison. A must hear.
The "Bush-be-gone" clock. Yee-haw.
Think dating is hard? Now Nichole Kidman is crying the blues that no man wants her. She's gotta be Kiddmaning. Yeah, sorry.
The Stratocaster & Telecaster of the Gods. Big guitars. Be warned, the page design is tacky.
GAMES: Online beer pouring test. Think you can tend a bar? Try it.
The Textbook of military medicine: War Psychiatry. (requires Adobe)
VIDEO: Like the vid below, explosions are nice today. This one's a JDAM. ka-BOOOOOOOM!
VIDEO: It seems appropriate for my last day at work. Here's some great footage of the 1946 testing of the A bomb.
Credit: Fazed
Credit: Fazed
Tuesday, June 29, 2004
Here's a site that tells the under-covered story of Iraqi civilian deaths, complete with a quote from George Sr about why we shouldn't attack at all.
By: Jake
By: Jake
Mike Tyson hits rock bottom. Rock bottom breaks into fifty pieces. He's apparently taking handouts from drug dealers and sleeping in shelters. Don't touch his cot.
An Iranian newspaper reports a woman has "given birth" to a frog that entered her womb as a larve while she was swimming. Mr. Yuck. Also note at the end of the story the "Frog vomiting woman of Germany".
The BBC reports a 61 year old woman from Indiana had a stroke. When she woke up she had an English accent. This rare phenom is called foriegn accent syndrome.
GAMES: The Battle For The Sudan is like a combo of chess and battleship. Players on the board have strenght ratings, but you can't see your enemy's strenght till you fight. There are bombs and spies and stuff too. Try it out.
Check out this brief but good interview with Harry Shearer, the voice of numerous Simpsons charecters including Mr. Burns and Ned Flanders. Harry is also, of course, Derek Smalls, the coolest bass player since Bootsy. There's also a link to his streaming radio program called Le Show.
Oh, by the way, that guy engaged to Britney Spears was engaged to another woman a few weeks ago who is pregnant with his baby and has one by him already. Britney's small-town-Louisiana background is starting to shine through...
Watch as this US national debt clock goes flying out of control. Your family's share is a mere $115,000.00. Thanks George W!
The new Bjork album is made up entirely of vocals. "Instruments are sooo over" she says. The album includes an Inuit throat-singer and the excellent vocal stylings of Mike Patton. Sounds like it'll be cool.
James wrapped his heartfelt speech with an emphatic "I'm Rick James, bitch."
Despite claiming to be an Independant, Michael Moore is registered as Democrat. He's also registered to vote in two states and apparently hasn't voted since 2001. You had to know this guy wasn't perfect. Thank you smoking gun.
Monday, June 28, 2004
A hottie female teacher is charged with having her way with a 14 year old boy. Her wedding pics are still online, too. An internet legend is born.
Credit: Fazed
Credit: Fazed
VIDEO: Some violinist named Bobby Yang plays Van Halen's Eruption. And it was GOOD.
David Lee Roth gives up on the rock, opts for job as EMT. WTF?
If you go to the Lincoln Park Zoo in Chicago be sure not to taunt the apes. Zoo officials have given them mini-airguns to repel unkind visitors. Awesome.
The new Michael Moore film Fahrenheit 9/11 is the weekend's biggest draw at $8.4 million. Let's see what difference it makes...
Another US citizen, this time as Marine, is kidnapped by Iraqi insurgents and will be beheaded if Iraqi prisoners are not freed. This is bound to end badly.
A 4.1 earthquake hit 70 miles south-west of Chicago. I swear I felt my building shake before reading this. No, it wasn't the booze talking.
NEWSFLASH: Paul Bremmer gives Iraqi soverign power two days ahead of schedule and hits the road.
The US Supreme court has ruled that the detainees in Cuba can use our courts to protest their detention. Score one for human rights.
Its official. I'm leaving work this Wednesday and so posting will be frantic untill then. After that I'll be back when I can to keep you abreast of the awierdness and anews.
Friday, June 25, 2004
Pressure getting to Dick Cheney? House of cards falling down? Cheney drops the F-bomb on house floor at Democratic senator Patrick Leahy after he brought up the Halliburton BS.
Take this short hair-band lyric quiz. I got 7/10.
Thursday, June 24, 2004
VIDEO: Another classic. Little doggy luvs his pok-e-mon.
VIDEO: Classic remix of the Bush state of the union address. Someboday did a great job on this. eternalfun.com has some good vids and I'll post a few of the better ones.
The Sopranos will have a 10 episode sixth season. Production to start in early 2005 with, I'm sad to say, no date set for premier.
Read through Rex Reed's review of Fahrenheit 9/11. He thinks its great and offers some interesting bits from the film. Rep or Dem, everyone should see it.
Girls at cheerleader camp get OWNED by a sick-o with a camera. Just read. No, it wasn't me. And no cheerleaders were harmed in the making of this ownage.
VIDEO: The "corpse flower" is ready to bloom after 10 years. This 4 foot tall plant has a bloom that smells like 3 day old road kill to attract flies that will fertilize other corpse flowers. Here's the webcam. It should happen by the end of the weekend.
MSN's Slate has selected a long list of gems from the new Clinton best-seller, My Life. Here's a few:
Page 197: "I was so exhausted I fell asleep while the stripper was dancing and the goat head was looking up at me."
Page 252: Two white Pentecostal women that Clinton knew from Arkansas sang at the church service during his first inauguration. Afterward, Colin Powell asked, "Where did you find white women who could sing like that? I didn't know there were any."
Page 508: "Whenever anyone made a snide remark about Yeltsin's drinking, I was reminded of what Lincoln allegedly said when Washington snobs made the same criticism of General Grant: ... 'Find out what he drinks, and give it to the other generals.' "
Page 197: "I was so exhausted I fell asleep while the stripper was dancing and the goat head was looking up at me."
Page 252: Two white Pentecostal women that Clinton knew from Arkansas sang at the church service during his first inauguration. Afterward, Colin Powell asked, "Where did you find white women who could sing like that? I didn't know there were any."
Page 508: "Whenever anyone made a snide remark about Yeltsin's drinking, I was reminded of what Lincoln allegedly said when Washington snobs made the same criticism of General Grant: ... 'Find out what he drinks, and give it to the other generals.' "
GERMANY: A Berlin baby has been dubbed Superman due to genetic mutation that gives him an unheard of amount of strength for his age. Look out, world.
Wednesday, June 23, 2004
America's largest class-action lawsuit involves 1.6 million women suing the mega-evil corporation Wal-Mart for sex discrimination. You go grrrls.
VIDEO&GERMANY: Here's an ad for a German caffine drink. Watch closely with the sound up or you might miss the punchline.
VIDEO: Is this a ninja training camp? Whatever it is, these guys know how to flip out.
Credit: Fazed
Credit: Fazed
The Senate has voted 99-1 to up indecency penalties for TV and radio by a factor of ten. The new quarter-million dollar fines were credibly exposed as crap by Howard Stern this morning.
Yep, I'm a dog person. A new study finds they can predict epileptic fits minutes or even hours before they happen. Dogs even act to protect people from themselves. Nice.
Phew... that post below is the biggest one ever. Doing the whole resume would take a week. It was interesting work, though.
Back to the madness...
Back to the madness...
The George Bush resume (edited) as sent by Jake:
I think I'll take a few prime and shocking points and get some proof...
I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a cheerleader. I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union. During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America. I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American history. ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT: - I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record. I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period. - I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her. - More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history. Ive broken more international treaties than any President in U.S. history. - I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission. the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history. - I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide tosimultaneously protest me in public venues(15 million people), shattering the record for protests against any person in the history of mankind. RECORDS AND REFERENCES: -All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my fathers library, sealed and unavailable for public view. - All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view. - All or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review. > > > > PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004! > > >PLEASE SEND THIS TO EVERY VOTER YOU KNOW! > >THANK YOU
I think I'll take a few prime and shocking points and get some proof...
I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a cheerleader. I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union. During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America. I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American history. ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT: - I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record. I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period. - I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her. - More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history. Ive broken more international treaties than any President in U.S. history. - I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission. the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history. - I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide tosimultaneously protest me in public venues(15 million people), shattering the record for protests against any person in the history of mankind. RECORDS AND REFERENCES: -All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my fathers library, sealed and unavailable for public view. - All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view. - All or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review. > > > > PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004! > > >PLEASE SEND THIS TO EVERY VOTER YOU KNOW! > >THANK YOU
Tuesday, June 22, 2004
Lollapalooza has been cancelled for 2004 due to poor ticket sales. Acts included Sonic Youth, Flaming Lips and Morrisy as the headliner.
VIDEO: BASE jumpers are freakin nuts. The vid is 10 minutes of jumping madness.
The new film "Exocist: The Beginning" looks like it'll be good. They have a cool site up, but the trailer isn't ready, God damn it (so to speak). The codes to get in are
1: A three sided box with a dot in the center
2: A tree looking think
3: An upside down "g"
4: A "g" on its side
5: What looks like a ladies pump
The words are: Verbatim et literatim gravoria manent.
1: A three sided box with a dot in the center
2: A tree looking think
3: An upside down "g"
4: A "g" on its side
5: What looks like a ladies pump
The words are: Verbatim et literatim gravoria manent.
Dave Chappelle sticks it to his Sacramento stand-up audience after they repeatedly yell out lines from his awesome TV show. He said he stood up for his demographic to the Comedy Central execs, but that "you people are stupid". He also said of the show, "it was like Silence of the Lambs, but without the silence".
PHOTO(I'm going for a record number of pics and posts): Women of the Israeli Defense Forces. They're not too hot, but don't tell them that.
Here's an interesting article; How a Month and a Half on Paxil Taught Me to Love Being Shy.
ABC news reports a signed directive by Donald Rumsfeld authorizing torture. This includes "water-boarding", where a subject is strapped down and immersed in water untill he is sure he's going to drown. This administration has got to go.
PHOTO: Catfish gets OWNED by a vollyball. You don't see this everyday. Thank God.
PHOTO(more&more): laughatrice.com. The name says it all. Galleries of guys laughing thier arses off at riced-out rides.
PHOTO(yeah, more photo): The biggest dread EVER.
This can't be real... Right? Worth a try? Just be sure to read the general information paragraph.
A west Texas man has control over an obvious George W Bush link bush2004.com. He's turned down offers of $135k for it. Enjoy the satire.
The newest treat in the Ukrain is chocolate covered pork fat. Your arteries surrender. Homer Simpson unavailable for comment.
For the Paul McCartney gig in Russia (see post yesterday) the Russians used dry ice to kill clouds and ensure sunny weather. Good Day Sunshine ensues.
PHOTO(getting pic-crazy): Anybody up for a little elephant soccer?
PHOTO: Surf's up in Japan. That's the biggest wave I've ever seen.
PHOTO: Britney Spears's Mum hits a photographer with her SUV in England. The pop-tartlet gets hysterical. The Sun, England's largest-selling newspaper, is there. Good Gawd Britney has gone down hill.
The pistol used to kill Archduke Franz Ferdinand has been found in a house in Austria. The gun that killed 8.5 million people.
Monday, June 21, 2004
Love him or hate him, Michael Moore's Fahrenheit 911 is a must see. Here's the Fahrenheit 911 site and here's the two theaters in St. Louis to see the film.
The first commercial space flight has been completed. The lander came down over the Mojave desert before a crowd of 3,000. Awesome.
Poor David Bowie takes a lollipop to the eye during a recent concert in Norway. Not pretty but he's ok. Do a yahoo or a google and see other pics of the incident.
VIDEO: If you're having trouble with road rage, auto theft or the like, you need to get a suburban trunk monkey.
In case you haven't seen it, here's the site for the PAC that's showing all those anti-Bush ads. They're called MoveOn.org
VIDEO: Ever heard of Richard Christy? Apparently he's a respected drummer. You can check out his solo stylings here. Its a good solo but he doesn't seem to bust it open.
Again, the strange name phenom seems to stay in the education relm.
VIDEO: Cop has an action hero moment stopping car on the highway. These people have one helluva job.
Paul McCartney plays his 3,000th gig in Russia for 50,000 fans. Its only his second time there. BORSHT
Saturday, June 19, 2004
FLASHVIDEO: Head, Shoulders, Knees & Toes. Wait 'till the end.
VIDEO: Hey guys, let's get in a trash can and have our friend drag us around behind his car. Also, let's get an Audi to follow dangerously close behind us. Fun and dumb.
VIDEO: The great organization Habitat for Humanity builds a house in record 3 hours 26 minutes. Here's the time lapse vid.
VIDEO: 32 ways to open a beer. I liked the baby carriage one.
Happy Juneteenth. According to the online encyclopedia Encarta, this holiday on June 19th celebrates the end of slavery. USA ought to adopt this day more agressively. Ironically, I write this from work.
VIDEO: Fat kid gets owned by diving board. News at eleven.
Friday, June 18, 2004
GERMANY: German "Samurai" on the loose in the woods outside Berlin. Ich bin un arse-kicker.
I know what I'm gonna be for Halloween.
Space travel goes commercial with a test flight scheduled for the 21st. Awesome.
VIDEO: Think you've got guts? Watch this video of a no-knife vasectomy. OMG.
Yet another beheading suspected of an American kidnapping victim. Paul Johnson was nabbed last week by Islamic terrorists with ties to Al Qaeda. Sad. Very sad.
Israel, after the great sucksess of their great wall, opts to build a moat to keep Palistinians out. No word on dragons or lances.
Thursday, June 17, 2004
The greatest fighter of all time has a weblog. Enjoy the musings of Muhammad Ali.
Here's an odd one; CU football players have been charged recently with sexual assault by some female players. The coach proceeded to call one of them a c*nt. When asked about it, the university president stated that c*nt can be a term of endearment. Even stranger is that the president is a woman. Now she has expressed regret, breaking down and crying like a little... you know.
Credit: Fark
Credit: Fark
The 9/11 commission has released the official timeline for that day of horror. A very moving read.
VIDEO: Here's a good video of a marionette with a dancing skeleton. The use of Little Richard's awesome "Lucille" made this post-worthy.
This site has calculated the FPM of the HBO series Deadwood. Pretty F'n interesting.
Rumsfeld accused of hiding a prisoner from the Red Cross. Granted, the guy had links to terrorists but international law is meant to protect EVERYONE (as much as that sucks).
...And back to the madness....
PS- This will only go on for another week or two. The end is near. Its time to take my own advice and get another job.
PS- This will only go on for another week or two. The end is near. Its time to take my own advice and get another job.
Wednesday, June 16, 2004
I had posted an ugly email earlier but then I realized that it would be childish to leave it up. That being said I think the email (if anyone saw it) is a result of an individual being forced to grow up and face the real world. Sometimes getting up in the morning and going to a job you don't want is a part of life. And, sometimes, people can't handle it and turn into f*cking assholes. Then again, spending a year doing absolutly nothing except sitting in your parent's basement jerking off to internet porn would make anyone angry and boring. Its up to everyone, individually, to make their lives better by getting a better job, or whatever it takes to make them happy. End transmission.
VIDEO: Another repost. This plane landing, though scary as hell, reminds us that pilots are well trained. As a guy who cries like a little girl everytime I get on a plane, this is nice to see. Amazing.
VIDEO: This is certianly a repost but you have to see it if you haven't already. There are a dozen or so Anti-Bush flash videos here that are powerful and well done. Watch and think, think and watch.
Looking to find that special lady? Check out drummergirl.com/.
AUDIO: Hear Bill Murray's classic SNL version of the theme from Star Wars. Man, I've found some good stuff today.
Johnny Ramone, guitarist for The Ramones, fighting a losing battle with prostate cancer. God damn it.
AUDIO: Yet another band-bastardization. I present, Rodeohead.
VIDEO: This might be the funniest SNL skit ever. Jerry Seinfeld is transfered to a maximum security prison after the final eposide of Seinfeld. That prison's name is OZ. The best line is:
Jerry: Say, you don't look so good.
Guy: Edwards pricked me with an AIDS infected needle.
Jerry: Good luck with allllll that.
Jerry: Say, you don't look so good.
Guy: Edwards pricked me with an AIDS infected needle.
Jerry: Good luck with allllll that.
This has to be the most bizzare story of the year. It has Mormons, a Playboy centerfold, dismemberment, a rich stock broker, the return of Christ, a "good witch" pron star, South American orphans, ...... Lordy.
the 9/11 Commission, which holds its final hearings today, finds what we all know to be true but refuse to act on: Al-Qaeda and Iraq are utterly unrelated.
Pistons fire and the Lakers dry up. I'm no sports writer but I'm glad the Lakers got their arses handed to them.
Monday, June 14, 2004
Do a GIS for "German" and you get a swastika, syringes, crop circles and a blown out tank
Do a GIS for "Irish" and get a nast photoshopped girl, A woman kissing a lizard, Irish Spring soap and some jig dancers.
Do a GIS for "Jew" and you get some weird shitte.
Google doesn't seem that effective all of the sudden...
Do a GIS for "Irish" and get a nast photoshopped girl, A woman kissing a lizard, Irish Spring soap and some jig dancers.
Do a GIS for "Jew" and you get some weird shitte.
Google doesn't seem that effective all of the sudden...
One more addition to the messed-up-name file. Aye, Matey!
AUDIO: Here's a listing of 30 or so 80's TV show theme songs. They're mostly from the cartoons, but it includes such classics as "Who's The Boss", "21 Jump Street" & "The A-Team".
VIDEO: St. Louis Cardnals outfielder Reggie Sanders saw a 4 year old boy get pushed down by a grown man going for a foul ball. The stadium turns against him and he leaves. Reggie gives the kid a bat and ball. Kudos, Reggie! (with some other random news clips).
Courney Cox and David Arquette have a daughter. In typical Hollywood flake style they name her Coco. They're Coo Coo for Coco Cox. Just think if this girl stutters...
mobpunishment.com : For all your cold-dish serving needs.
Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see.
I get a kick out of these sublime eating machines.
I get a kick out of these sublime eating machines.
US trade deficit reaches record high in April of $48.3 BILLION. How long can this economy keep up the pace? We're already in economic trouble, spending money in Iraq as fast as we can print it. A financial collapse in the US would send shock waves around the world (being as we buy a hell of a lot more than we sell). Anyone wanna go to the east side?
This site boasts awesome 3D visuals of the landing/battle sites from D-Day. Honor your veterans.
VIDEO: Bored Canadian kids doing weird Canadian-type things. A couple of cold ones will make this worth watching.
Zepplin has just launched an awesome new venture. This thing rocks!
Dude, did you just see, like, a tiny plane fly by? *cough, c-cough*
Nicole Kidman's newest film, "Birth", has her doing a nude bath sceen. Not too bad except she's making out with a 10 year old boy. WTF?
The Pistons are gonna take the Lakers to school. Dynasties suck. So do Kobe's underage fans.
Saturday, June 12, 2004
More offensive internet goodies. This site, it seems, is about race relations. Be sure to click on the IMAGES button.
PHOTO: What's wrong with this picture of Bill Frist?
Is there something about education that draws people with weird names? My mom has the same name as a famous punk singer. Also, incase you missed the post below.
VIDEO: Some guy found a vid of his buddy doing some sort of dance. And it was good.
VIDEO: Pam Anderson does a pillow-fighting Miller Lite ad.
UPDATE: Keep watching the skies. Here's your terror alert generator:
VIDEO: This kid at a spelling bee faints, gets up, spells his word correctly. Its your birfday.
Credit: Fazed & Ebaum
Credit: Fazed & Ebaum
When LA Dodgers pitcher Jose Lima sang the National Anthem a few weeks ago he was standing next to his wife Melissa. She uh, upstaged him and became a bit of an internet legend. Major League Baseball responded by cutting her out of the picture. Check out the fruits of being a rich athlete.
Friday, June 11, 2004
Serial killer David Berkowitz has a website and its really making the families of his victims angry. That's understandable. Sometimes Hommurabi seems like a wise man.
VIDEO: Check out the mad skills of these freestyle pen flippers. Hang ten or some other crap.
Here's a page dedicated to strange facts. They were featured in a bunch of newspapers so I'd bet its legit. Two facts stood out as especially scary:
1. Every day 20 banks are robbed. The average take is $2,500
And perhaps even worse...
2. The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad
1. Every day 20 banks are robbed. The average take is $2,500
And perhaps even worse...
2. The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad
Mr. Winkle is so cute I can't tell if its hilarious or horrifying. You be the judge.
VIDEO: Just for kitch (sp) appeal. This is the webcam corn-cam. It is what it is.
For those interested in the history of the Mafia, here's gangrule. Its a nicely done site, you friggin mezzo fanook!
Bart Simpson knows. What about you?
He's the DJ, I'm the rapper.
Holy crap that's a messed up name to have.
Thursday, June 10, 2004
Dave Chappelle in talks to star as Rick James in the upcomming Rick James life story flick. What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!
In part of a $150 million dollar expansion, a moat will be built for the Casino Queen. Once again, Stltoday.com has the longest, weirdest urls I've ever seen. Look at all that gibberish!
Update: I'm not gonna mess with stltoday links anymore unless its big news. The link above to the story isn't working. Oh well.
Update: I'm not gonna mess with stltoday links anymore unless its big news. The link above to the story isn't working. Oh well.
NEWSFLASH: The great Ray Charles has died. R.I.P. Ray.
VIDEO: Try messing with this guy by dragging your pointer over his face. See what happens. Repost.
Here's a free demo drum program for all your tempo needs.
GERMANY: Bomb blast in Cologne injures 20. It was one of those bombs that left the street covered in thousands of nails. People (in any country) can be so sadistic. The reason for the bomb is not known
Apparently the G8 summit is going well. The leaders are having a ball driving their riced-out golf carts.
Wednesday, June 09, 2004
I forgot where I was with the Courtney Love incident counter. Let's say #9!
Its taken a while, but I'm learning about how to use this site more every day. blogger is a nice site that lets you OWN the net. I'll add some links on the upper right corner. Right now we have the uber-cool Fark and a link to the greatest pop band since two seconds ago.
PHOTO: When I grow up, I want a house like this.
Need to get to 100 MPH and only have 12 seconds to spare? The Lotus Elise may be for you. I got a kick out of the reviewer saying the car had "marginal practicality".
Citizens of F*cking, Australia vote to keep thier name the same. Good for them.
Enjoy this George W computer desktop. Its not static image, but interactive. And funny.
Reagan's death isn't met with just tears as we're reminded how he took five years to address AIDS with the public. Oh yeah, and that whole "trickle down economics" thing was bunk too.
The BBC has a shot of the Venus/Sun eclipse that happens twice every century. Is it me or is Venus a Dodge Caravan?
Houston judge sentences woman to three days of bread and water for neglecting her horses. You've gotta love creative punishment.
VIDEO: See the trailer for Michael Moore's Farenheit 9/11. Looks like a must see. Also, don't miss the clip at the bottom of Ashcroft singing WAAAAAY off broadway.
Tuesday, June 08, 2004
VIDEO (repost?): Here's a guy playing a Spanish-esque bit on guitar. The internet folks are amazed. I think it looks like he's commiting a hate crime on his guitar.
VIDEO: phonebooking.com is a place with vids of college students beating the crap out of eachother with, you guessed it, phonebooks.
Check out the tab for Linkin Park's "Crawling". Man, these guys are good.
PHOTO: The ultimate wedgie. Sumo style
As gas prices swell to record rates, the Bush assministration buys gas for Iraqis at $1.50 a gallon and sells it to them for 5 cents. Working and poor, working and poor...
... And the award for the most horrible crime of the week goes to this. At least it has a quasi-happy ending.
VIDEO: Here's a Sundance Film entry that redefines the word "creepy". Danny Glover's in it, too.
VIDEO: Talk about reality TV. Here's a webcam from a Tennessee prison.
VIDEO: News reporter gets OWNED by a geko or somethin
RIP Ronald Regan. Link goes to some of his famous quotes.
Attempting to start his rap career with a bang, David Hasselhoff gets a DUI, yo.
Saturday, June 05, 2004
Nothing new 'till Tuesday. Beeeeeee good.
Here's a list of food items some guy was balancing on his rabbit's head. Yeah, I said it.
Friday, June 04, 2004
(Flash) VIDEO: I've been looking for this link for a while. Now I have rediscovered it. Enjoy the viking kittens with Led Zepplin's Immigrant Song.
AUDIO: Everyone's favorite movie weirdo Christopher Walken is interviewed on NPR.
-Also, you should hear The Sopranos creator David Chase interviewed by Terri Gross. Its a great show.
-Also, you should hear The Sopranos creator David Chase interviewed by Terri Gross. Its a great show.
VIDEO: If you like bike jumps interspersed with clips of violence, then this vid is for you.
AUDIO: You are the mixmaster general. Check out looplabs.com and make your own personal rave.
This Sunday is the season finale of the greatest show on television ever. Do not miss The Sopranos.
Israeli forces blow up another Hamas leader and a bystander. Right, that should solve everything.
GERMANY: Admitted cannibal Armin Meiwes gets a mere 8&1/2 years for cooking a fellow German in garlic and... you know the rest. Just too messed up.
Lab pup available for adoption to good home. Chocolate colored with sweet eyes. Oh yeah, he ate his last owner.
David Hasslehoff to make rap debut as Hassle the Hoff. His album is produced by Ice-T of all friggin people.
A NY man (native to Bangaladesh, HA!) has racked up a $130,000 bill at Scores strip club. See, I'm not the biggest pig in the world.
VIDEO: Yet another cop doing the taser watoosie. Enjoy.
VH1 reports: CREED HAS BROKEN UP. Ironically, I think this proves there is a God.
One day after Tenet leaves his post at the CIA, the CIA's head of foriegn intelligence announces he's gone too. WTF?
A music mag called NME that I've never heard of (but probably should have?) had a vote for greatest Pixies song ever. The winner is..... "Where Is My Mind". There's some other cool Pixies related stuff on the page too.
Thursday, June 03, 2004
VIDEO: If anyone tries to rob me at work, I hope it goes something like this.
Paul McCartney admits to using coke and grass during Sgt Peppers sessions. Also says "Got To Get You Into My Life" was "directly about pot".
CIA Director George Tenet resigns for "personal" reasons. Yeah, like Bush Vs Hussein is personal.
Wednesday, June 02, 2004
And for those of you with an ounce of culture, here's an overview on how to eat sushi.
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy invades set of The Sopranos to give James Gandolfini a surprise makeover. James nearly gives them a black eye from a made guy.
VIDEO: From some TV show in Denmark, here's a baby doing a drumming skit. Cute.
Be a good person. Click here to help feed some kids. All you need to do is click.
Tuesday, June 01, 2004
VIDEO: Lindsay Lohan, the girl from the Harry Potter movies, is HAWT. I'm, uhhh, not sure how old she is but you can see her in this SNL skit showing it off like a seasoned pro.
.... Just looked it up. She's 18.
.... Just looked it up. She's 18.
VIDEO: Vince Carter, of the NBA, OWNS France's 7 foot center in the Olympics. Oldie but goodie.
The first love, yours and mine, Daisy Duke.
In Constitution news, a Federal Judge just ruled that the right's partial-birth abortion ban is unconstitutional.
If you're into personal ads of the ...racy sort, check out the St. Louis craig's list.
PHOTO: WARNING- This is a graphic series of photos that show the horrors of war. I'm a paci...FIST!!! This makes the whole damn thing seem very, very real.
The artwork of Adolph Hitler. He's not too bad, for being sooooo bad.
VIDEO: Here's an awesome vid about a guy who feels wrongly dumped. Very funny.
I guess Iran is next. Iranian parliament opens with chant "death to America". Good thinking folks!
