don't get any on you

There's a handful below... I will not die.. for a few years yet... enjoy...bitch

Cast your vote for the Miss Georgia Sex Offenders Pageant 2004. You are so beautiful...to me.

PHOTO: Pretty girl. Pretty picture. I'm not at work.

AUDIO: In case you need some Bevis and Buthead audio clips, here dey is.

Presenting.. the F'd up world of cats.

PHOTO: Yes, The Donnas got bought. Check the befor inc. and after inc.

VIDEO: I'm realizing that vids are the most interesting. Here's an "uncencored" Texas prison video. Gulp.

VIDEO: Here's a shocker, surgical vids!! I'm intent on f'ing things up since I been away so long. Enjoy (barf... yarf yard).

VIDEO: Disco Hitler. Yeah, I said it.

VIDEO: This is in here 'cause I don't post from work no more. Enjoy, Bitch!

VIDEO: Its fake. I think. Don't watch if you can't take not knowing.

Yes, I'm back for a bit (thought this first post is at the bottom). Anyway, here's a set of half-naked sextuplets for your viewing pleasure. Yeah.

ok, so there's a few below to wet your appitite. Keep the faith, I'll be back in a day or two with a mega update. Love, flove, flove.

OBIT: For the tragicaly hip, the New York Dolls bassist is dead at 55.

As I said below, I'll keep this thing up and post 1 or 2 times a week. In the meantime there are 8,000 of these pages born a day. Happy hunting.

VIDEO: Just to get the weirdness injection going, here's a Vietnamese kid gettin funky. I have no idea what's going on here. Sorry.

Its official, Martha Stewart is going to jail. Let the humor fly.

Well... I'm back. This will get updated more often in the near future. Give me time for gawd darn darn.

Come ride on Harry Potter's magic broomstick. Actually, you'll have to pry it out of the hands of your 17 year old sister.

Guess who's back.... yeah, its just me...